“I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. I’ve been a resident of Faulkner’s Yoknapatawpha County, hunted the white whale aboard the Pequod, fought alongside Napoleon, sailed a raft with Huck and Jim, committed absurdities with Ignatius J. Reilly, rode a sad train with Anna Karenina, and strolled down Swann’s Way. It’s a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior. My second one is populated with characters slightly less eccentric but supremely real, made of flesh and bone, full of love, who are my ultimate inspiration for everything.”

  • what she says:I'm fine.
  • what she means:mother fucking jessie eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude mother fucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit goddamn creator of facebook and lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jessie eisenberg man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck you put in the time mother fucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jessie eisenberg