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↳ [1/1] Revenge Story - Hephaestus catches Ares and Aphrodite

Hera, reconciled with her son Hephaestus, arranged for him to marry the goddess of love. Zeus, Aphrodite’s adoptive father, agreed. Unsurprisingly, the marriage of the enchantingly beautiful, sensual, and insatiable Aphrodite and the powerful, but gruff, and ugly Hephaestus was not a happy one. Aphrodite could not confine her love to just one other. The goddess did not remain faithful to Hephaestus. She had countless affairs with both gods and mortals. The most significant of all of Aphrodite’s lovers was Ares. But one night, the lovers tarried too long together. As Helius hitched up his golden chariot of the sun, he saw the lovers in Ares’ palace in Thrace. When Helius told Hephaestus what he had seen, the smith god forged an unbreakable bronze net and secretly attached it to the posts and sides of his bed. Then he bid Aphrodite adieu, saying he was going to relax on Lemnos for a while. As soon as he had gone, Aphrodite sent for Ares. When the morning came, Hephaestus walked in and found the two ensnared in the net. The cuckolded god quickly gathered all the other gods at his bedside to witness the shame of the naked, helpless couple and to heap ridicule upon them.

Our presentation of [myths] must be in our own terms which are at once more primitive and more modern than the myths themselves —more primitive because we seek the primeval and atavistic roots of the ideas rather than their graceful classical version; more modern than the myths themselves because we must redescribe their implications through our own experience.
  • Apollo:*frolics around with Hyacinthos*
  • Apollo:EVERYBODY, Look at how totally HOT we are!
  • Zephyr:*glares*
  • Apollo:*makes eye contact*
  • Apollo:we are so incredibly HOT and are totally going to FUCK later and oh by the way did i mention how HOT WE BOTH ARE and how Hyacinthos is totally MINE
  • Zephyr:*tears up*
  • Zephyr:*looks away*
  • Zephyr:fuck u apollo, fuck u
  • Apollo:*gloating laughter intensifies*
  • Zephyr:FINE!!!!! IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM...*squints* N O B O D Y C A N ! ! ! ! !
  • Zephyr:*blows discus right into Hyacinthos' face*
  • Apollo:DUDE WTF!?!?!?!
  • Zephyr:*turns away*
  • Zephyr:*looks up*
  • Zephyr:*single tear runs down*
  • Zephyr:*to self* never again shall i love
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MYTHOLOGY MEME [1/10] | NYMPH: CALYPSO.

CALYPSO
(Kalupsô). Under this name we find in Hesiod (Theog. 359) a daughter of Oceanus and Tethys, and in Apollodorus (i. 2. § 7) a daughter of Nereus, while the Homeric Calypso is described as a daughter of Atlas. (Od. i. 50.) This last Calypso was a nymph inhabiting the island of Ogygia, on the coast of which Odysseus was thrown when he was shipwrecked. Calypso loved the unfortunate hero, and promised him eternal youth and immortality if he would remain with her. She detained him in her island for seven years, until at length she was obliged by the gods to allow him to continue his journey homewards. (Od. v. 28, &c., vii. 254, &c.)
AEAEA (Aiaia). A surname of Calypso, who was believed to have inhabited a small island of the name of Aeaea in the straits between Italy and Sicily. (Pomp. Mela, ii. 7; Propert. iii. 10. 31.)

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↳ [1/1] Olympians - Athena

Zeus was hit with an enormous headache. Eventually his headache became extremely unbearable and he could no longer take the pain he was in. He asked for the help of Hermes who struck his forehead the Labrys. When Hermes split open Zeus’s head Athena sprung forth from his forehead fully grown and fully clothed and armed. Zeus loved Athena dearly. Not only was he glad that Athena was not the prophesized son that would lead to his demise, but Athena was also the Goddess of Wisdom. Subsequently Zeus shared with Athena many of his secrets and even sought her advice frequently. She served as Zeus’s prime advisor