So, I’m going to tell a little story that should appeal to all lonely homestucks.
You see, I’m a pretty social person. I like people. I love meeting new people. I’m not afraid to walk up to a stranger and strike up a conversation. But really, in a crowd, I look for people that seem like they’re going to be fun. And, to be honest, nothing catches my eye quite like a Godtier hoodie.
At my orchestra UIL today, I had the amazing luck of getting to meet Ziggy, who, imo, is a bamf. Not only were we totally chill with each other within 3 minutes of meeting one another, but she was willing to talk to me, some random chick who walked up to her, because I asked her what Class she was while wearing a Heart hoodie.
So if you want to meet all of your local homestucks, buy and wear a Godtier hoodie.
I assure you. The bitches will come running, just like I did.
In high heels.