“Instead you should accept [the restaurant] Beast as the most unintentionally funny restaurant to open in London in a very long time. It’s hilariously silly. The most appropriate response is to point and laugh. I don’t even think I’d advise you not to go. As long as you go with someone else’s money, because God knows you’ll need a lot of it. Got any friends who are, say, international drug barons? Excellent. They may be able to afford dinner. It’s worth going to see what the unmitigated male ego looks like, when expressed as a restaurant.”
I’m not entirely sure how I came to open this link in a tab a few days ago but I’m reading it now and this paragraph was just too good of a gem to be missed.
Review of Beast | The Guardian