Ang pagpili ng kurso sa kolehiyo ay parang pagpili ng kasintahan.

Huwag kang maghahanap ng magandang kurso, maghanap ka ng kursong mamahalin mo. Dahil kung maganda nga ang kurso mo pero hindi mo naman magawang mahalin, adi para ka lang kumakain ng kanin na walang ulam, nakakaumay.

Ang Pagpili ng Kasintahan parang Pumipili din ng Brief

Ang pagpili ng kasintahan ay parang pagbili ng brief. Kapag malaking size ang nakuha mo, lawlaw ang titi mo. Parang ikaw, masyado kang mahuhumaling, masyado kang malalaglag o mahuhulog dahil nga malaki ang napili mo, dahil sobra sa’yo ang kinuha mo. Para kang magiging fan boy niyan dahil sa sobrang layo ng agwat ng level niyo. Ibubuhos mo lahat ng oras mo, masyado mong mamahalin. Masyado kang mahuhulog, masyadong lawlaw.

Kung maliit naman ang size na nakuha mo, maiipit naman yang titi mo. Masakit, nakakasakal. Dahil sa ayaw at sa gusto mo dikit na dikit yan sa balat mo. Para din yang tao na dahil nga hindi kagandahan kumpara sa iyong kagwapuhan, kaya takot na takot ka niyang pakawalan. Ikaw ay bantay sarado. Selos doon, selos dito. Tamang hula palagi. Ang hirap na kumilos. Walang nang ibang makakalapit sa’yo at sa titi mo.

Kaya naman masmabuti nang piliin ang ayon sa sukat mo. Hindi masyadong lawlaw, hindi din masyadong ipit. Sakto lang. Kumportable ang titi mo. Kaya mong isuot buong maghapon. Hindi ka maiilang, hindi masasaktan. Sakto lang. Tama para sa’yo.

Pero siyempre kanya kanya din tayo ng gusto. Mayroong gusto talagang lawlaw ang titi kaya naman sanay na magboxer shorts lang ang suot. Mayroon din nmang gustong ipit ang titi dahil gusto nilang secured ito para kahit mapasabak sa bigating isports, protektadong protektado. 

Pero teka hindi lang para sa kalalakihan ito. Tulad ng pagpili ng saktong brief para sa titi, ganoon din sa pagpili ng bra para sa dede ng kababaihan.

Kung kalusugan at kalusugan lang din naman ang pag-uusapan, maskilala natin ang katawan natin kesa kahit na sino. Alam nating may mali o may hindi magandang kaganapan sa ating sistema. Kaya nga tayo nagpapacheck-up diba? Kasi may nararamdaman tayo na hindi maganda.

Sana ganito din sa ibang aspeto. Sana alam natin kung mahal pa ba natin ang isang tao o naawa na lang tayo. Sana alam natin sa sarili nating hindi naman talaga ito galit kundi inggit or pride lang ito. Sana kapag alam nating nasasaktan tayo, kapag alam nating may mali, may mga doctor na pwede din nating lapitan para magpa-check up ng kundisyon ng pag-ibig mo. At sana tulad ng mga sakit ng katawan, may gamot din ang sakit ng pusong dinaramdam natin dahil sa bullshit na love life nating yan na irereseta ng doktor mo na mabibili mo sa mga botika. Sana lang talaga dahil ang sakit sakit na.

Different Kinds of Kiss and their How to's
  1. Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart. 
  2. Cheek Kiss - A friendly, “I really like you” kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner’s shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek. 
  3. Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors. 
  4. Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. 
  5. Eye Kiss - Hold your partner’s head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go… then slowly kiss up towards your partner’s eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes. 
  6. Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss. 
  7. Finger Kiss - While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable. 
  8. Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss. 
  9. Forehead Kiss - The “motherly” kiss or “just friends” kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head. 
  10. Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) - Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It’s an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold. 
  11. French Kiss - The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the “Soul Kiss” because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth’s breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this “The English Kiss”. 
  12. Fruity Kiss - Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths. 
  13. Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady. 
  14. Hickey Kiss - The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay. 
  15. Hostage Kiss - Cover your lips with tape and get your love’s attention. When they come near, make noises like you’re trying to tell them something and motion as if you can’t get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you’re trying to say tell them: “I’ve been saving my lips all day just for you!” Then kiss your love passionately! 
  16. Hot and Cold Kiss - Lick your partner’s lips so that they’re warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate. 
  17. Mistletoe Kiss - Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover. 
  18. Letter Kiss - Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX. 
  19. Lick Kiss - Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual. 
  20. Lip Sucking Kiss - When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting. 
  21. Neck Nibble Kiss - Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips. 
  22. Nip Kiss - This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations. 
  23. Reverse Lips Kiss - It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss. 
  24. Searching The Cavern - Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover’s navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating. 
  25. Shoulder Kiss - Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss. 
  26. Sip Kiss - Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it. 
  27. Talking Kiss - Whisper sweet nothings into your partner’s mouth. If caught in the act, simply say as Chico Marx, “I wasn’t kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth.” 
  28. Teaser Kiss - Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss. 
  29. The Buzzing Kiss - Gently place your lips against your lover’s neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly. 
  30. The Whipped Cream Kiss - Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It’s very seductive and passionate. 
  31. Tiger Kiss - Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them. 
  32. Trickle Kiss - Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner’s mouth while kissing. 
  33. Tongue Sucking - A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner’s tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy :-) 
  34. Quickie Kiss - When you’re in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips. 
  35. Vacuum Kiss - While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss. 
  36. Wake Up Kiss - Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up! 
Kasabihan ng mga Matatandang Beki
  • “ Machete sa umaga, sa gabi sIya na si Mariposa “ 
  • “ Ang tunay na lalake matimbang sa mga binabae.”
  • “ Anong laban ng arko ng baranggay, sa naka-arko mong kilay? “ 
  • " Ang lalaking gipit, sa bakla kumakapit."
  • ” Tinimbang ka ngunit pa- gurl “
  • ” Walang matinong jowa sa mga malanding palaka “
  • ” Sa haba haba ng prusisyon, nasa Malate pa din ang buong pederasyon! “
  • ” Maiksi man ang kumot, marunong pa ding mangkulot. “
  • ” Lalake sa gym, may balak na malagim! “
  • ” Ang baklang masipag, pag laki’y laspag.”
  • ” Aanhin pa ang pa-men. kung ang suot ay panting bulaklaken.”
  • ” Wag mong sabihing discrete. kung kumilos naman ay petite! “
  • ” Mga choosyng bakla, hindi pinagpapala. “
  • ” Ang mga baklang hipon, sa gym nagtitipon tipon. “
  • ” Ang baklang tumatakbo ng matulin, kumekendeng pa din. “
  • “ Bakla, bakla, paano ka lumala?? “
  • ” Ang hindi lumingon sa kalalakihan ay hindi makakasungkit sa dinadaanan”
  • ” Wag mo paikutin ang libog, sa babaeng may itlog!”
  • “ Bruskong kay TIKAS! Nasa Foundation ang LAKAS!”
  • “ Ang lalakeng matindig! Pusong Mamon Ang Pag ibig!”
  • “ Aanhin mo ang modelo, kung naging jowa na ni Piolo?”
LOVE AND LUST

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn’t afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe …from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God’s protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, “Because she wasn’t alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her.” 

Ang following ng isang “I’m proud to be Filipino” na batang 12 y/o. Grabe lang nakakaurat sya nung nacheck ko blog niya dahil finollow niya ko. Imagine kung gano karaming bayag ang dumadaan sa Dashboard niya.

This is wrong. Pakelamero na ako kung pakelamero pero mali lang talaga. Kids having this very quick access to pornography is one of the downfalls of technology.

Tipsy Tips Pangtanggal Boredom
  • Upo ka sa computer chair, umikot ikot, igiling giling hanggang mahilo. Kunwari ipo-ipo ka. Kaya mo yan. Tiwala lang.
  • Punta ka sa harap ng electric fan. Kumanta ng Superbass tapos irecord mo. I-playback at damhin ang studio-like recording mo ng boom badoom boom boom badoom boom boom Superbass.
  • Kuha ka ng world map or globe, hanapin mo ang secret chamber of Azkaban. Andun lang yun sa lower left corner ng Spain. Kapag hindi mo nakita, ibig sabihin hindi ka half blood prince.
  • Isearch mo sa google yung pangalan mo. Tapos hanap ka ng pinakapogi or magandang artista na kapareho ng pangalan. Mula ngayon maipagmamalaki mo ng ang given name mo ay itinalaga para sa mga gorgeous na tulad mo.
  • Kung may pet ka sa bahay niyo, halikan mo siya sa lips. Maswerte kung aso o pusa lang yan. Pero kung isda yan o mga alakdan, good luck na lang.
  • Imessage mo lahat ng mga crush mo sa tumblr. Sabihin mong nakita niyo siya somewhere. Antabayanan mong sasagot sila. Oh diba napansin ka na! Congrats.
  • Gamit ang phone directory, hanapin mo at tawagan ang pinakamalapit na fire departmentpara itanong kung bakit ang laman ng fire truck ay tubig at hindi fire.
  • Magresearch kung bakit ang magkakapatid na sina Kankuro, Temari, at Gaara ay magkakaiba ang kulay ng buhok. Malandi lang ba yung nanay nila o sadyang uso sa kanila yon.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Why are you reading this, are you bored too?
February 14, VALENTINES DAY

Ano nga ba ang Valentines day?

Ayon kay wikipedia na hindi katiwa-tiwalang kuhanan ng assignments

Saint Valentine’s Day, commonly shortened to Valentine’s Day, is a holiday observed on February 14 honoring one or more early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine.

Ayon naman sa mga bitter ang valentines day sa kanila ay:

  • ISANG ARAW NA WALANG KWENTA! PWEDE NAMAN ITULOG NA LANG. BAKIT PA MAGAAKSAYA NG PERA? BAKIT PUPUNTA PA NG MALL? BAKIT PA MAGBIBIGAY NG BULAKLAK MERON NAMAN UNDAS PARA MAGBIGAY NG BULAKLAK. BAKIT KAPAG VALENTINES DAY LANG BA PWEDENG MAGBIGAY NG BULAKLAK?
  • BAKIT PINAPANSIN ANG MGA NAGHOHOLDING HANDS SA TABI-TABI KAPAG ARAW NG PUSO E ARAW-ARAW NAMANG MAY GANON? BAKIT NAGIGING BIG DEAL YUN SA ARAW NA YUN SAMANTALANG KAPAG ORDINARYONG ARAW NAMAN HINDI MO RAMDAM YON, HINDI KA NAGIGING BITTER.
  • BAKIT KAILANGAN MAGDINNER DATE SA LABAS TAPOS SA MAGANDA PANG RESTAURANT WITH MATCHING KANDILA PA. HINDI BA GINAGAWA NAMAN YUN LAGI KAPAG BROWN OUT. ANO YUN? PARA MASABING MAY PERA? ANO KA NAG-AAKSAYA? ANG HIRAP HIRAP NA KAYA NG BUHAY NGAYON!!
  • BAKIT KAILANGANG HINDI MAG-FAP HANGGANG VALENTINES DAY KUNG PWEDE NAMAN GAWIN ARAW-ARAW. ANO YAN PARA MAISAVE YUNG ENERGY PARA MAKARAMI NG ROUNDS SA VALENTINES DAY? HINDI BA PWEDENG GAWIN ARAW-ARAW E MARAMI DIN NAMAN YUN KUNG PAGSASAMA-SAMAHIN!
  • BAKIT KAILANGANG MAGDATE SA ARAW NG MGA PUSO KUNG PWEDE NAMANG TUWING SWELDO NA LANG! PWEDE NAMANG PAGKATAPOS NA LANG SUMAHOD BAKIT KAILANGAN PA SA VALENTINES DAY! HINDI PA YUN ABOT NG KINSENAS!
  • BAKIT PA KAILANGANG MAGKITA, PAMASAHE YUN! NAKAKAPAGOD PA. PWEDE NAMANG MAGWEBCAM! PWEDE NAMANG MAGTAWAGAN NA LANG!
  • ANG ARAW NG MGA PUSO AY DAPAT TINATANGGAL SA MGA KALENDARYO!!

Ayon naman sa mga in-love ang Valentines day ay:

  • Araw para sa mga taong nagmamahalan. Ito yung espesyal na araw kung kelan bawat bagay ay nabibigyan ng meaning. Lahat romantic, lahat masaya. :)
  • Ang araw ng mga puso dapat gawing special kasi para yun sa minamahal mo. Ito yung isa sa mga araw na pinakaabangan niya dahil inaasahan niyang may gagawin kang espesyal sa kanya. Dun mo mapaparamdam na espesyal sila.
  • Sa araw din na ito, nagbabati ang mga magkakaaway. Parang pasko na nagiging mabait at positibo ang mga tao. Isang araw na uso magbigayan at maging sweet. ;)
  • Sa highschool, usong uso ang bigayan ng roses at heart balloons, chocolates at mga marriage booth. Kumakalat ang mga love letters na anonymous at napakaraming mga nagtatapat.
  • Ito rin yung araw na marami kang makakasalubong na may mga dalang roses, mga naka-couple shirts, at higit sa lahat mga lolo at lolang nagde-date. :”>

Ang Valentines day, araw ng mga puso. Lahat ng tao may puso. Isama na rin natin ang saging. Araw ‘to para sa lahat. Para sa mga tao, hayop at saging. Lahat tayo pwedeng magcelebrate o pwede namang idate ang sarili. Espesyal na araw para sa mga nagmamahalan tulad ng pamilya, mga mag-ate at kuya, mga magkakaklase, barkada, bestfriends, teacher-student, officemates, lahat ng relasyon. Espesyal na araw tulad ng pasko kung kelan nangingibabaw ang bigayan, at sa Valentines day naman nangingibabaw ang pagmamahalan, hindi dapat ang kabitteran. Kaya tara na magmahalan! ^_^

LOOK CLOSELY AT THE IMAGE BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING.

What did you notice? You noticed the black spot right? Yes, you did. You can’t hide the fact that what you noticed is that tiny black spot in the image but you haven’t noticed the clean white background. We people do that, what we notice are the faults and the weaknesses. We count mistakes. Just because of one mistake, we tend to forget all the good things they are. A broken image that could last a lifetime.

Panakip Butas

Ang iyong taong tinatakbuhan kapag wala ka ng makausap. Ang taong kinakawawa dahil isa siyang second choice. Ang taong walang magawa kundi punan ang pagkukulang ng kanyang karibal. Ang taong nasasaktan kapag may kasamang iba ang minamahal pero mas nasasaktan sa t’wing kasama ang minamahal dahil alam niyang sa panahong wala lang ang kanyang karibal kaya siya nilalapitan.

When Lovers Turned Close Friends

Nakakwentuhan ko itong isang babae na kasama ko sa planta. Maganda siya, sweet, mabait, makwento. Dahil nga babae siyempre ano pa nga bang hilig nilang pagkwentuhan kundi lovelife ‘di ba. “May girlfriend ka ngayon?" sabi niya. "Wala na." sagot ko. Bakit wala na? Anong nangyari senyo? Matagal na? etc. etc. Ang daming follow-up question. Babae nga talaga ‘to. Hanggang sa napunta ang usapan sa kanya. Kinekwento niya na lahat ng nagtangkang manligaw sa kanya turned out to be her closest friends. Sinasadya naman niya yun. Sinabi niya na masmabuti na daw ganoon kasi atleast dumarami ang kaibigan niyang totoo kaysa sa mga manliligaw na pa-impress. Tinanong ko siya "Oh? Paano mo nagagawa yun? Bakit ayaw mong patuluyin sila ng panliligaw?" Ngumiti siya, ang ganda niya lalu. Sinagot niya ang tanong ko na "Alam mo kasi masmabuti na yung magiging kaibigan ko silang totoo na walang iwanan kaysa naman sa maging kami tapos magbe-break lang din naman. Magiiwanan." Ang ganda ng point niya ‘di ba? Tama nga naman na masmabuti nang dumami ang kaibigang may magandang pundasyon kumpara sa magkaroon ng mga ex na nakasiraan mo ng relasyon.

Dear GIRLS,

Sana naman next time na kasama natin ang friends mo, pansinin mo pa rin ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako or nagseselos sa kanila, hindi lang kasi talaga maganda sa pakiramdam yung nababalewala ng pinakamamahal mo. Hindi ba pwedeng kausapin mo pa rin ako kahit na busy kayo sa tawanan? Kasi gusto ko din naman makitawa senyo kaso out of place naman ako sa topic. Hindi ako makarelate pero akin pa ring pinipilit. Gusto kong makilala ang mga kaibigan mo, gusto ko silang maging kaibigan din para naman masmakilala kita through them. Kaya sana lang next time mag-effort ka namang isali ako sa usapan niyo.

Love,

BOYS

Dear GIRLS,

Don’t look for a perfect man. ‘coz when you find one, he won’t need anything from you as he doesn’t need anything from anybody else. Just look for an imperfect man. A man with faults, a man with imperfections, a man who is needy, a man who will need you and will be incomplete without you.

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