If you put a bowl of M&Ms next to Tony while he’s working, he will mindlessly eat out of it until the entire thing is gone. If you put a bowl of Skittles next to him, he will take one bite then look at you like you just stepped on a puppy. If you even consider mixing the two in one bowl, you will wake up the next morning to find several embarrassing photos of yourself circulating Facebook.

Natasha will do terrible, terrible, illegal things if you bribe her with a cookies and cream Hershey’s bar.

Steve realizes most 21st century candy isn’t that good for you, but has a penchant for sour candy. He once ate an entire bag of sour gummy worms while attempting to watch the original Star Wars trilogy in one evening. He spent most of episode 6 throwing up.

Clint can often be found munching on peanut butter snacks. One of his favorite assassination tricks is to eat a bunch, then breath on the face of someone with a nut allergy. It’s almost completely untraceable and not suspicious as an assassination plot.

Bruce eats mostly organic foods and will only consume candy on special occasions.

Thor refuses to declare a favorite until he has sampled every delicacy on Earth. He is, however, fond of danishes.

Phil will eat any cookie put in front of him, but hardly ever touches candy. He claims he’s trying to lose weight, but that raises the question of why he has a donut every single day around mid-morning.

Nick’s favorite foods are a state secret, or so he claims.

Maria is usually seen eating small meals in the SHIELD cafeteria. However, she has been known to consume an entire double or triple cheeseburger in near-record time.

Pepper’s favorite is salt-water taffy from a small shop in coastal Maine. For her birthday, Tony bought her 500.

san-likes-ashitaka asked:

(very late otp headcanon) sometimes Jane plays with Thor's hair and Thor doesn't question it. Interesting hairdos result.

I want to do a better version of this sometime but for now here’s this because the mental image was just too cute to pass up! >///<

(thor’s playing fruit ninja on someone’s ipad, I think)

Welcome to Thor Week 2015! Below you can find this year’s prompts, which are based on the media used and the universe that inspired you. To participate, simply post your entry on your blog and tag ‘thor week' and the day's prompt tag within the first five tags of your post.

ϟ Gif Day

  • March 15th

We kick off the event with anything that moves! Movie gifs, animated art, shuffling comic pages! It’s up to you. Tag ‘thor week’ and ‘entry: gif

ϟ Graphic Day: MCU

  • March 16th

This day is dedicated to edits and graphics using material from the movies. Tag ‘thor week’ and ‘entry: mcugraphic

ϟ Art Day: Comics

  • March 17th

This prompt welcomes all art that reflects the comicsverse, as well as all the animated series where Thor appears. Tag ‘thor week’ and ‘entry: comicart

ϟ Graphic Day: Comics

  • March 18th

This day will bring any and all comics edits and graphics. Go wild! Panel compilations? Favourite moments? Tag ‘thor week’ and ‘entry: comicgraphic

ϟ Art Day: MCU

  • March 19th

This day we welcome all art based on the movieverse, whether strictly canon or simply inspired. Tag ‘thor week’ and ‘entry: mcuart

ϟ Fic Day

  • March 20th

This prompt is very simple. Write! Write Thor! Tag ‘thor week’ and ‘entry: fic

ϟ Free Day

  • March 21st

Our last day is free for all. We look forward to seeing videos, cosplay, fanmixes,… Don’t let us stop you. Anything goes! Tag ‘thor week’ and ‘entry: free’.  

I’ve been spending most of my time reading in other fandoms or getting older recs back up on tumblr, but it’s time for a set of new fics of the FEELS AND PORN variety, because I am still reading! And I do still want to keep doing this because, fuck, I love reading fic and flailing about it and wanting to shove all these things I liked at other people!

Letters of Engagement by RobotSquid, thor/loki, arranged marriage, jotunn!loki, fluff, 4.1k

Thor and Loki were promised to each other before they even met. Somehow, they find a way to make it all work out.

Protip: If You Find Porn Starring Your Brother, Don’t Watch It by thisdorkyblogthing [ mobile ver. ], thor/loki, NSFW, human au, some voyuerism, 2.1k

Smut, featuring a light dusting of plot.

22. Public Sex by loki-on-mjolnir (basalganglia), thor/loki, NSFW, intersex!loki, jotunn!loki, a/b/o, in heat!loki, rough sex, public sex, dom/sub, pregnant!loki, 3.8k

When a pregnant but still in-heat Loki strolls around Asgard, all the citizens are driven into a lust-filled craze. It is up to Thor to find a solution.

The Price of Perfection by Runie (Runic), thor/loki, intersex!loki, references to pregnant!loki, ~1k

Thor dreams of perfection, but things with Loki never stay peaceful for long.

Foreign Affairs by karuvapatta, thor/loki, NSFW, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, 6.5k

Thor’s first diplomatic mission to Jotunheim ends up being deadly dull. And while the strange Jotun Prince might not be the best company, he at least isn’t boring.

(i am) the one he’ll listen to by lifeasacloud, thor/loki + sif, 1.2k

"When Thor and I are wed, you will no longer have his ear," Sif says to Loki, without even sparing him a glance. Loki will do anything not to lose his brother.

make the switch to automatic |I want control| by UndergroundValentine, thor/loki, NSFW, intersex!loki, 3.2k

“Yes, brother,” Loki’s voice is light enough to be of grace but sharp enough to cut Thor like a knife, and he melts a little as Loki’s inner thighs come to rest on his hips, his cock buried deep inside of the Trickster, “if you’re going to fuck me, you can fuck me proper.”

Look to the Future by cest_what, thor/loki, kid!thor + kid!loki, 1.2k

Loki’s worked out why Odin brought him here.

You Pull Me Out of Line (Make Me Beg and Make Me Chase) by sexualthorientation (sexyscholar), thor/loki, NSFW, human au, roman au, slave!loki, 8.1k

Thor, a Roman general in the Emperor’s army, becomes infatuated with Loki, a young pleasure slave. Smut ensues. Naturally.

we’re messy but i like it by appleseason, thor/loki, NSFW, age difference, potential dub con for that, 1.4k

thor sneaking into loki’s bedroom at night to play a ‘game’ which is just sex.

but, like ivy, we grow (where there is room for us) by lokisbubblebutt, thor/loki + others, NSFW, pregnant!loki, intersex!loki, childbirth, fluff, 13.7k

Loki is pregnant and craving. And Thor loves indulging his pregnant spouse, to everybody’s horror.

there’s always room for more by jellyfish, thor/loki + loki/mjolnir, NSFW, toys, double penetration, intersex!loki, jotunn!loki, 2.7k

Thor is running late and Loki is bored. Fortunately, for both of them, Loki finds something he can entertain himself with while he waits for Thor.

untitled by thisdorkyblogthing [ mobile ver. ], thor/loki, human au, ~1k

"Christ. Again?" The name on the form is familiar to Thor now, and the reason he’s come to the emergency room.

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