Coming out in General
Coming out to people in general was pretty amusing for me. But a few stories stuck out meow than others.
Best Friend: Sooo yesterday I might have let it slip that someone in the group was bisexual..
Me: Oh lord what did you say?
Best Friend: I was taking to the guys and said someone in the group likes dicks and vaginas
Me: *Bursts out laughing* oh my god I wish I was there to see. When you tell them that it’s me I want to be present.
The next day she called me over and asked if she could say. I just shrugged while she turned to the guys.
Best Friend: So remember what I said about someone liking dicks and vaginas?
Best Friend: Well it’s *points to me and I mock bow*
Guy 1: I had no idea wow!
Me: How did you guys not know I always refer to you as straight people and in constantly obsessing over Natasha Romanoff!
Then there was my extremely religious conservative friend that I was terrified to come out too. But we’re super close so I did anyway.
Me: um hey I just wanted you to know something
Conservative Friend: yeah?
Me: I like girls and guys and I’m bisexual
Me: don’t hate me please
Conservative Friend: why would I? Oh gosh has anyone said anything mean give me names and I’ll beat them up!
Then that weekend she went home and read all of Genosis and came to me looking quite proud.
Conservative Friend: I found nothing in the bible against is which is why homophobes are stupid
Oh and I love all the jokes I can make and the crack my friend make.