muwhahaha!

How girls should deal with a period

1. Stay calm
2.Go to the bathroom
3. Get a pad
4. Put pad in panties
5. Get another pad
6. Place on arms
7. Get various more pads (Day time, nightime, normal or extra absorbent it’s up to you)
8. Place those pads all over your body
9. Walk into your room
10. Grab pigeon mask
11. Put pigeon mask on head.
12. Run outside and START CAWING AT EVERYBODY, SCREAMING THAT THE PADS ARE YOUR FEATHERS….
12. GRAB YOUR PAD FEATHERS AND CHUCK THEM AT INNOCENT PASSERS BY!
13. BEGIN SMASHING YOU PLASTIC BEAK AGAINST PUBLIC PROPERTY AND INNOCENT PEDESTRIANS
14. EVOLVE AND GROW WINGS, FLY OFF BECAUSE YOU’RE A HAGRAVEN ON MOOD SWINGS AND DON’T GIVE A SH*T WHAT SOCIETY THINKS!!!

VIVA LA MOTHER FRICKING BIRD EVOLUTION!!