but imagine ladies being gatekeepers to stereotypical ‘girly’ interests like, a dude just goes “Omigosh I love baking! I bake all the time” and some lady just sidles up to him, clears her throat and goes “Oh yeah? What year was the first chocolate chip cookie recipe published? What’s the difference between sweet crust and short crust pastry?? I bet you’ve never even made a proper meringue, fake baker guys…”

Haha, like how dumb would that be?

J² and Wincest fic recs

for the anons who asked about my favorites, I made a few lists with some of them and these are a few more that I finished not long time ago. Hope you can find something new and good, please, keep in mind that this is only an opinion, maybe you would hate the fics!

Suburban Cape Cod Blues (You Can Find Anything At Wal-Mart)   Country music superstar Jensen Ackles has a secret. Or he did until the tabloids got a hold of pictures of him in a compromising position with another man. Now his agent has shipped him off to some tiny town in Massachusetts where they’ve never heard of country music to lay low until the scandal dies down. Everything is going according to plan until Jensen meets Jared, an English Professor at the local university. Jared devotes all his free time to LGBT awareness and issues while Jensen would rather just not talk about it. Nonetheless he finds himself falling for Jared. Eventually, though, Jensen has to choose between his multi-million dollar music career– the life he always thought he wanted– and true love.

Real Slow  The stripteasing on stage at conventions is a joke, until Jensen gets drunk and sends a private video to Jared. Then it’s not so funny anymore.

Playing The Game   J2 Non AU RPF.  This story is based on the Vancouver Charity Gala in September, 2011. When Jensen and Jared go to a PR/charity event with their wives, things get very interesting and don’t turn out quite like they expected.  Lots of twists and turns lead to a very happy ending.   Gen and Danneel are a couple in this fic which is a squick for some (including me,) but it fits with this story.

Kings of Queens  Jared and Jensen are lifelong friends growing up together in Queens, New York. Jensen has a basketball scholarship and a shot at a new, better, life but it means leaving everyone behind and that includes Jared. The boys are the same age in this story.

Wine Slips In My Mouth Sometimes The pressures of fame don’t seem to touch Jared. He’s always smiling, always at the centre of everything, the strong-one, the one Jensen leans on…the only problem is that Jared can’t cope. Not without a bottle of vodka or tequila or fuck, even wine to keep him from slipping under. No, Jared’s isn’t coping, not at all.

Hollowed and its sequel What’s Left of Us (WIP) Omegas are second-class citizens, a fact that Jared is used to. But he has a good family, and generally his life isn’t too bad. Until his favorite actor, Jensen Ackles, comes to town. Jared is precariously close to his heat, but he’s got a few days and he’ll be damned if he’s going to pass up the chance to meet his idol. When his heat hits early, the two spend a heated few days together. Jared is heartbroken when he never hears from the Alpha again, and to make matters worse, he’s pregnant. His family disowns him and drops him in an omega work camp. Six years later, Jensen is filming a documentary. He spots a starved omega and child and coaxes/bribes him to tell his story. *breathtaking story, but read the warning please*

Maybe In The Future This is a sequel to It’s Not The Same Old Star but can be read as a stand-alone if you haven’t gotten to that yet.  Non-Au, future fic

Glowing Like the Metal on the Edge of a Knife Five years after Supernatural ends, several of the actors make their way to a hotel in the wilds of Montana for a convention to celebrate it being ten years since the show started. But people change over time. Friendships have ended badly, secrets abound and nothing is as it seems on the surface. Jared and Jensen have to put aside the tensions between them and work together again when it turns out that hunters and demons are very real and the end of the world is almost upon them.

You Must Remember This  The day started off like any normal day. A J2 Amnesia fic!

Rules of Engagement  Jensen really dislikes his boss but when Mr. Padalecki needs his help, Jensen’s not in any position to say no. That decision will change everything. The only thing is, Jensen doesn’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.

Amends  Jensen’s pretty happy with his life. He likes his job and he doesn’t have to deal with people he doesn’t like. Sure, his friends (okay, his one friend) and family seem to worry that Jensen must be lonely, but he’s really fine. Really.

The One That Got Away    Jared was in love with Jensen and things didn’t go as planned. Jensen was closed off and things fell apart. Jared started his life over again, got a great job, a wonderful best friend and finally bought a new condo. When he moved in he was surprised to find out that the building super was, none other than, Jensen.

The Happy Prince When Jared finds Jensen’s lost son Jensen is grateful but what will he do when his gratitude turns into something else? And how will he be able to have a relationship with someone who might always be a child?

This Boy I Know  As far back as Jensen could remember, he’d been in love with his straight best friend Jared. When Jared turns out to be not-so-straight and not in love with Jensen in return? That’s just a little too much for Jensen to handle.

PDA – Public Displays of Aggression    Jared hates Jensen; he hates everything about the guy, especially how he has everyone fooled. Jensen adores Jared but can’t win him over no matter what he does.

Love Beyond the Color Spectrum   Jared’s fabulous, oblivious, and straight. Jensen’s just gay. Also- they’re totally not dating. 

The Twentieth Call  It has to be coincidence he’s sure because there’s more then one person named Jared in the world and they might all be happy. Maybe Jared is a happy person name

and the ONLY one wincest that caught me and, what can I say? this fic is simply a pleasure, well written, with and interesting plot and the guys are more in character than in carvernaturelle, thank you so much to the talented buttheyrebrothers, I enjoyed every word of this jewel.

Like Dust On Your Soul  Even with 31 years there was not much Dean Winchester hadn’t seen before. But for the first time he truly felt like he was going crazy. Nuts. Totally off the rocker. And it was not because of something strange and abnormal being in his vicinity (which felt like a welcome change, by the way) but because something was missing. Someone. Even thinking about it made his head hurt. This was the third day in a row he seriously doubted his own mind and he was so sick of it. And the constant headache would not even be the worst he was about to suffer. No. Those were the dreams.Or: The one in which the events in “The song remains the same” led to Sam never being born. But why is Dean remembering him then?

Hey guys! Just a super super quick update on what’s going on ! I really hope things are going swell for you guys ? Over here the studying is going pretty well! One exam’s now done and went ! Absolutely amazingly yooo !! o(*゚▽゚*)o *celebrates* The worse is yet to come though mmnngh ! Please wish me luck 3v3 ! 

ALSO I AM DYING YOU FOLKS ARE ALL SO ADORABLE AND SWEET, YOU SENT ME SO MANY LOVELY MESSAGES BUT I HAVE NO TIME TO RESPOND TO THEM ALL RIGHT NOW I AM SO SORRY–(cipherking lobstronomousskeleton​ cutieolivia1​ or liannrocks​ for example!! Hopefully y'all don’t mind waiting until I can answer you properly /;v;\ !)  

Just–Sorry for being so dead ! As soon as I’m free, I swear I won’t leave you alone, hehe !! *misses drawing so hARD* 

Had an interesting conversation about sex sells.

I said that I see no point in it. It’s not doing anything for me whether there’s  some person in underwear on it or some other exposed bodyparts shown. And even so how would  that  persuade me to buy this thing rather than something with no body parts on it?

Was told people do actually have bodily reactions to adverts with body parts/exposed or attarctive people on it.

Am confusend. My opponent is as well.

How do you people function? Do you get those feelings and  needs from  things around you all the time? How does that work?

*is confused*

anonymous asked:

What about Peggy getting really drunk after a night at the bar with the guys from work and when she gets home, super tipsy and shit, she accidentally confesses to Angie and tries to make out with her, giggling and stumbling like an idiot? Idk drunk Peggy is just super great.

Ohh okay… Lol for some reason this makes me think of “Guess who’s drunk?” *keys thrown at face* “I guess Wallace” “You guessed right.” Oh Wallace… maybe I should do that. Lol, idk…

Blearily, Angie felt tired and confused when she woke up. She usually woke up when it was light but it was really dark, and she hadn’t really been having a nightmare… just felt groggy and she heard vague sounds before she suddenly realised what the crack of light under door was and sat up and whispered, “Who is it?”
The door opened. A woman giggled. 
“Peggy?” as Peggy flicked on the light Angie blinked rapidly, trying to take it, in. “How did you even get in here?”
“I’m pretty agile.” Peggy replied closing the door behind her, walking in a strange, zigzagging manner, and giggled a little more. 
“No I meant you don’t have any keys. Wait… what?”
Peggy giggled some more and walked over to Angie throwing her things on Angie’s floor. 

“Guess who’s drunk!” She whispered loudly and excitedly. Angie could smell alcohol and cigarettes on her breath. 
“I guess Peggy.” Angie replied, still adjusting to the light in her room.
“You guessed right!” Peggy whispered still loudly, “You want to know why I’m here?” 
“Sure, that’s be a good start.” Angie replied, still feeling confused.
Peggy, with little regard for personal space, made herself comfortable sitting on Angie’s bed and kicking off her heels. “Well, you see, Angie,” Peggy began explaining excitedly,
“Oh sorry.” Peggy began loudly whispering again. “Well, you see, I was thinking about you tonight. You know, I thought. You know who I love? Angie. I was thinking about that a lot. The whole night. I thought. Angie’s so pretty, and adorable, and I really love her so much… the way her legs are all long, and nice, and she always smells so good, and her lips are always so red and kissable,” Peggy giggled, “Did I just say that? I didn’t mean to say so much. but you know, it’s so hard not to think of you, when I keep thinking about what it would be like to kiss you. You know the other day when we were talking. I was actually just thinking about kissing you the whole time. All of it. I wasn’t even really thinking about our conversation. I mean I love talking with you. I love it so much, and I love you! I love you sooo much. I love you more than anything else in the world.”
Angie felt a little overwhelmed by all this, but also amused, and she giggled, “Oh my God, you’re so cute we’re you’re drunk. Even if you’re loud.”
“Will you kiss me?” Peggy asked, it was strange to her so vulnerable, and cute. Pouting like a puppy. With her breath thick with alcohol and and cigarettes… 
She grinned, “Ya sure?”
Peggy nodded energetically, and Angie could hardly restrain herself before passionately kissing her. 
 When she pulled back Peggy said, through her panting, “Gosh, I’m glad you kissed me. You’re so pretty when you smile like that. It’s like you’re a rose, and your eyes are like the thorns because they’re sharp… and then the red is like your cheeks and your lips… because that’s red, and really pretty and soft. Like you, so pretty and soft…” 
Angie giggled, “You’re terrible at compliments.” and kissed her again. And they ended up spending the night, kissing and complimenting and finally falling asleep together.

Wow. I started (and finished) this book yesterday and all I can think is: “This might easily be my favorite book in 2015.” I loved everything about it, from the idea of soulmates to the best friendship where the best friend is a real life best friend. Taylor Jenkins Reid brilliantly executed this story. It will release July 7 so definitely add to your TBR/preorder! I’ll probably remind you closer to the release date anyways 💙 

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