multishipping-like-a-boss

THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN PROM THAT NO1CURR'D ABOUT ANYMORE
  • KURT SAT NEXT TO SAM
  • SAM DIDN’T WANT TO GO WITH TWO HOT GIRLS TO PROM UNTIL THEY OFFERED TO PAY
  • DAVE HONESTLY APOLOGIZED TO KURT
  • "WAIT FOR ME"
  • BLAINE DIDN’T APPROVE OF THE KILT
  • THE PROM CROWD GENUINELY ENJOYED ‘FRIDAY’
  • SAM GOT BUSTED ON FOR HIS BOW-TIE
  • BLAINE OFFERED FOR KURT TO LEAVE INSTEAD OF STAY
  • BLAINE DIDN’T HOLD KURT OR COMFORT HIM
  • EVERYONE IN THE CROWD WANTS TO FUCK KURT AFTER THAT LINE
  • ST. BERRY
  • FABERRY

This is…a whole bunch of navel-gazing, but I actually did my first Glee piece right in time for the New Year’s year end meme way back in January 2011! So, a year-end (well, close to it) art meme with a piece from each month :D I got the idea from Glockgal on LJ, but if anyone wants a blank psd (with the boxes and labels) to do this themselves, right click and save the psd file from here.

WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Sam and Rachel start being friends. Quinn sucks and she’s busy sucking with Finn, who also currently sucks, so the pissed off exes bond over AVATAR on Ice.

They go to Prom together, which pisses off Finn. Quinn is angry, but distracted by the whole Prom King/Queen stuff. She rigged it as much as possible so she could win. That INCLUDES making sure Kurt cannot win Prom Queen. However, that didn’t stop Blaine.

Blaine becomes Prom Queen to Kurt’s Prom King, trolololing the way home. Murderous Prom Queen Serial Killer Quinn is very upset, and Dave offers to help since he obviously wants Kurt for himself. And killing the Peacock is okay with him. Santana’s his date, btw. But that ends because Artie breaks up with Brittany and Santana isn’t ready to date her yet (still heartbroken) but she’s willing to come out.

Now Dave is single and pissy because his beard just came out as a lesbian AND Kurt is still with Queen Blaine, so he ends up dating Rachel. She figures out it’s a sham, but keeps dating him. There is a lot of Rachel insulting Dave going on, too. Then they all hang out with her dads because HER DADS ARE AWESOME. And since Dave is Rachel’s boyfriend and Sam is her best friend, they become friends, too.

Then Sam and Dave help each other come out and they date and it’s sexy and beautiful and manly. Blaine helps, too, because he always has to get involved somehow when it comes to pushing people out of the closet.

By now, Santana is done dating not!Brittany, so she and Britt get together and Santana gets her pregnant.

Then somewhere in there, Finn wises up and ditches Quinn, so then he dates Rachel and it’s gorgeous and they go to Nationals and they lose the competion AND Rachel’s virginity in one fell swoop. Just…not at the same exact time.

Artie, Tina, and Mike bop around with each other but nobody really notices.

And Puck does something.

if this doesn’t happen exactly as I typed it, Unicorn!Blaine and I are gonna stop watching the show.

menu for our restaurant.
  • Thad:...There should be a chocolate/pistachio pudding pie in this hypothetical place. Called "Pirate's Passion" or something like that.
  • Sandy:YEESSS OF COURSE
  • Mercedes:YES
  • awww a bunch of ship-themed foods
  • Merchel would be chocolate and berries
  • Thes would be tears
  • Thad:...fffft
  • or like
  • Sandy:Kandy would be delicious
  • Thad:something sweet, but tiny pieces
  • so
  • it ends too soon
  • Mercedes:fff
  • Sandy:daw
  • Thad:Merzimio could be double chocolate
  • Mercedes:Kurtofsky would punch your mouth with flavour
  • Thad:Klaine would be coffee
  • Rachel:Brittana should be salty-sweet
  • Thad:and something
  • Coffee and biscotti
  • hmm.
  • Mercedes:Puckurt would be shaped sexually
  • Thad:ffft
  • Rachel:Finchel has to be some kind of pastry, cause Cory says so. Maybe a berry pastry that's really tall.
  • Burt:Everyone would love Barole
  • Mercedes:and ooze cream
  • Rachel:so the cock-and-balls donut?
  • Thad:yes
  • barole would have to be perfection
  • hmm
  • Rachel:Barole should be like comfort food
  • Mercedes:Barole would be one of those classic flavours you can't go wrong with
  • Burt:A classic apple fritter
  • Mercedes:kinn would come with a glass of warm milk
  • Thad:...yes
  • oh
  • azimio/rachel will be oreos and milkl
  • Mercedes:Puckleberry would be a pie
  • Rachel:mmhmm
  • Thad:will/emma would be an empty plate
  • Mercedes:LOL
  • Rachel:LOL
  • Sandy:awww
  • Thad:you keep looking for it, but it never gets to you.
  • Rachel:Carma would be carmelly
  • Thad:Schuevester would be something citrusy and bitter
  • Mercedes:people would like Faberry even if it's a flavour they usually don't go for
  • Rachel:yeaah yeaaaah
  • Sandy:st. berry would be a blessed cupcake or something
  • Mercedes:Raine would be pink
  • Thad:ohgod
  • Rachel:Quick would be bacon on waffles

I don’t know who he is and it doesn’t even matter. He’s moderately attractive and will be in the same building as Blaine and therefore, they should be fucking or making out, right? Kurt won’t care since he’ll be making out with Elliot anyway, if half of fandom is concerned. Or they can open the relationship up and Blaine can have a boyfriend and a fiancé and Kurt will be fine because he just wants Blaine to be happy.

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BUT YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE YOU CAN’T JUST MULTISHIP WILLY NILLY IT WILL DESTROY THE VERY FABRIC OF FANDOM

I SHALL PROUDLY DESTROY THE FABRIC OF FANDOM WITH MY MULTISHIPPING POWERS! I ALSO SHIP FAIRY SWAN QUEEN AND FAIRY QUEEN AND FAIRY SWAN AND NOW I KINDA EVEN SHIP RUMBELLE RIGHT ALONG WITH RED QUEEN AND SNOW QUEEN AND *flops over from lack of oxygen*
thoughts and feels whilst watching this week's Vampire Diaries:
  • WHY IS DAMON THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS STEFAN NEEDS TO REACH A POINT WHERE HE CAN DRINK HUMAN BLOOD AND NOT GO ALL CRAZY-RIPPER?
  • WHY IS THAT AN UNPOPULAR OPINION?
  • STEFAN IS A VAMPIRE.
  • Caroline functions PERFECTLY WELL drinking bagged blood and not killing people. Damon does so also (when he feels like it, at least). WHY SHOULDN’T STEFAN?
  • IT IS NOT NORMAL FOR A VAMPIRE TO BE UNABLE TO CONTROL HIM OR HERSELF WHEN DRINKING BLOOD, AKA THE THING THAT KEEPS THEM ALIVE.
  • Also I am annoyed that they seem to be heading back towards pretending that Damon is 100% or near-100% bad/evil/insert-negative-adjective-here.
  • Because they were doing SO WELL with his character arc, and exploring the differences between pre-vampire!Damon, early-vampire!Damon, pre-Elena!Damon, and current!Damon, and I was enjoying it SO MUCH.
  • Meanwhile
  • It has been AGES since I’ve had any Matt/Elena feels but oh, hello again to them.
  • And
  • HOW was I supposed to react to that extended, lovingly-shot hug between Alaric and Elena other than with ALL THE FEELS?
  • I ship it SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD.
  • Also I just want to reiterate
  • STEFAN’S REACTION TO HUMAN BLOOD IS NOT NORMAL AND DAMON IS RIGHT TO ENCOURAGE HIM TO LEARN SOME FUCKING MODERATION.
  • Also also it would be nice to see Damon and Stefan not constantly at war with each other even when they’re ostensibly working together. FAMILY FEELS EVERYWHERE.
  • In other news
  • I miss Caroline
  • And ELIJAH, MY BELOVED.
  • "I don’t want you getting in trouble because of me." / "If not for you, for who?"
  • "I’m the one who’s supposed to look after you. Even if I suck at it." / "Okay, well… how about we just agree to take care of each other then?" / "Deal."
  • MEANWHILE
  • DAMON PLAYING PIANO
  • DAMON PLAYING PIANO
  • AND OH GOD, ALARIC.
  • ALAAAAAAAAAAAARIC.