Who have you met, and what have you learned? Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she…cranky? Yes. Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don’t know who they’re related to. Neither do we. Go on. Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like? Tom Selleck. Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art. You’re forgetting something. Forgetting? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

anonymous asked:

saddest disney scene?

Gabby: There’s lots, but one that really makes me sad is in MTR when Wilbur invites Goob (Bowler Hat Guy) to become a Robinson but he’s just kind of hiding and goes away. He’s always been my favorite villain and I think that he really wanted to become a Robinson but he just didn’t feel like he should’ve been because of what he was trying to do. Ugh that scene makes me cry just thinking about it.

Jen: (SPOILER) The scene in Mulan 2 where Shang dies. The first time I watched it I sobbed, I mean really sobbed. I was in the car driving to potentional colleges taking college tours and I was watching it and just bawling my eyes out. It was so sad because at that point Mulan/Shang had broken up but Mulan had found out that it was because of Mushu, not because they had any actual problems, and they were going to get back together. And you know, the whole.

"Mulan, it won’t hold us both…"
"It will Shang, it will!"
"Mulan… I’m sorry."

and then he lets go and you see her struggling to hold onto him and she’s just sobbing…. I don’t know, it kills me.