mr. andrews

92 Truths

I was tagged by grumblesandmumbles

Mention who you were tagged by in the beginning, and at the end tag 25 people.

What was your:

Last beverage: tea

Last phone call: the pharmacy

Last text message: my bff

Last song you listened to: Oblivion by Grimes

Last time you cried: I take pills to prevent such nonsense

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: yes

Been cheated on: oh god yes!

Kissed someone and regretted it: this is the worst—I got super drunk at a party and made out with my ex 5 months after I got married.

Been depressed: See the above question re: crying

Been drunk and threw up: you betcha!

List 3 favorite colors: purple, green, grey

Last year, have you:

Made a new friend: Yes.

Fallen out of love: No.

Laughed until you cried: No, I haven’t done that in a while. Last time was at the first Hunger Games movie when Rue died—the laughing was totally unrelated to her death but everyone in the theater was offended by us laughing which made it even less controllable.

Found out who your true friends are: i’ve been through enough shit to know who they are for a long time now (this is grumbleandmumbles answer but it’s a good one)

Found out someone was talking about you: I just assume that people are always talking about me.


How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life?: Everyone or else I wouldn’t have added them.


First surgery: at 9 weeks old I had surgery on my foot

First piercing: Only ever had ears, a few times over as they closed up. I gave up on pierced ears in high school.

First best friend: A girl named Camilla that I met in kindergarten at one school and then we both left and started elementary together at a new school. She was my bff till junior high.

First sports you joined: I wasn’t made for physical activity

First vacation: No idea but my grandparents house in palm beach I would assume?

Right now:

Eating: I had a giant rice krispie square for breakfast

Drinking: tea

I’m about to: Clean the kitchen

Waiting for: Shameless tomorrow night awwww yeaaaa

Your future: I don’t like to think about it.

Want kids: nonononononononononononononono

Get married: I am

Career: I’m a copy editor by trade but right now I’m doing quality assurance for an advertising firm. I did jewelry design for a really long time as a career with copy editing on the side but when my husband got laid off I returned to the corporate world full time.

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: eyes

Hugs or kisses: both. depends on the person and what they’ve been eating.

Shorter or taller: Tall but not stupid tall

Older or younger: I like looking at younger guys but I like being with older guys.

Romantic or spontaneous: Does one exclude the other?

Nice stomach or nice arms: arms

Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

Hook-Up or relationship: relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant: I prefer thoughtful to hesitant

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: yes

Drank hard liquor: definitely

Lost glasses/contacts: one time and i’ll never live it down.

Sex on first date: is there any other way?

Broke someone’s heart: I’ve had a bad break up but I don’t think I broke his heart in any way.

Arrested: No but there is still time

Turned someone down: of course

Cried when someone died: yes, I’m not a monster!

Fallen for a friend: yes

Do you believe in:

Yourself: Parts of myself

Miracles: No

Love at first sight: To a degree

Heaven: No

Santa Claus: Story time! I told the kids in my senior kindergarten class that their parents were lying to them about Santa and my teacher gathered everyone around like an audience and spanked my bare ass for lying and made me apologize to the class. I was known as the school liar after that, but that’s what happens to whistle blowers.

Kiss on the first date: How else would you know if he’s worth a second?

Angels: No

This was long. I’m tagging slothmonsterthing teamwinchesterbros avalonia320 stagmania @slothmonsterthing penprowess hashtaggallavich clever-grl clumsy iansthugmuffin mrs-storm-andrews and who ever else wants to do it


the books weren’t written for children,

they were written for …the promise breakers.

a brief summary of sherlock
  • mycroft:please don't do the thing
  • anderson:don't do the thing
  • sally:don't do the thing freak
  • lestrade:let him do the thing guys
  • molly:can i help you do the thing
  • mrs hudson:im your landlady not your thingdoer
  • moriarty:but i wanna do a thing
  • john:he's gonna do the thing
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:i did the thing