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Of ghouls, vampires and other monsters- AUs

“I accidentally bit you and I’m so sorry are you okay? Though you’re kinda tasty tbh" -au 

 "You just saw me in my true form and it turns out you’re the really well known journalist please keep this a secret I swear I’ll do anything!“ -au 

 "We’re both immortal beings and living forever is the fucking worst you feel me bro.” -au 

“I got lost in the woods and found this mansion where you live alone and it seems so lonely so I’ll come again even if you tell me to stay away, wait are those fangs?” -au 

“I’m not human and I need a place to hide so I snuck into your basement and it’s actually kind of cosy here so I won’t leave for a while.” -au 

 "You have watched too much movies and no, I don’t sparkle in the sun.“ -au 

"Your blood tastes really good and I really just want one tiny little sip but you refuse every time fml” -au 

“I need inspiration for a novel and I just found the perfect material so please stop running away I only want to touch your fangs I swear *cough*” -au 

“You’re really hot and keep asking me over for cake and I really wanted to go so here but actually I can’t eat human food and I there’s no way I can tell you these brownies taste like concrete” -au 

“I’m a succubus that accidentally made you fall head over heels with me and make it stop, or not because hot damn.” -au 

“I’m a monster that looks really scary and people run away when they see me even though I only want friends, but you stayed.” -au 

“You may be a man-eating monster but I’m in a really bad mood today and if you even breathe in my direction I will smash your pretty face with my metal bat.” -au 

“I sort of turned you into a vampire and now I feel kinda bad so I’ll make it up to you, somehow.” -au 

Angst edition 

“If I’m seen by a human I’ll disappear but I once passed your room and heard you crying, so I tried talking to you and the more we talk the more I realize I’m falling in love with you.” -au 

“I’m a monster that crave human flesh and right now I’m at the edge of starvation so please don’t come closer, I don’t want to hurt you.” -au 

“There’s no way to turn a human into an immortal and all I ever wanted was to grow old with you but that’s impossible for me.” -au 

“You’re a person that can see beings like me but on your 18th birthday you’ll loose your power and there’s only one month left.” -au

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i loved the ot7 scenes in the I Need U MVs and the idea of surrounding yourself with people that make you happy so i made a BTS mock MV to cher lloyd’s Oath a song all about friendship and it made me have lots of ot7 feels it’s a happier version of the mv ig lol

((i also used windows movie maker so it’s choppy sorry lol i’m not a professional okAY i also reused a few scenes cause i was running out oops ignore that too lol))

I started thinking about the huge fight scene in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”; the scene where The Winter Soldier is on the roof of Sam Wilson’s car, shooting bullets at his targets, and it got me thinking…

There’s no possible way that The Winter Soldier could see where his targets were sitting.  He could only make assumptions based on how many people were in the car at the time, minus Sitwell.  He knew he had 3 targets (level 6 (Not including Sam because he’s not Shield.  Sitwell was the only successful target he killed on that mission) – I know I’ve watched this movie way too damn much.)

The Winter Soldier probably caught a brief glimpse of how many people were in the car when he grabbed Sitwell.  He could then make an assumption on their position in the car.  Since there were four people in the car before he threw Sitwell out, The Winter Soldier could make the assumption that someone else was sitting next to Sitwell so there went his first bullet, in the back seat passengers side (because who sits right in the middle of the back seat unless there’s five people in the car?).  

The two people sitting in front would be relatively easier to hit, as they had limited mobility due to the middle console and the emergency brake.  His next target would be the front-end passenger (Steve), and that bullet went right through the headrest and nearly hit Steve.  The next bullet was aimed at the driver (Sam) and it was in nearly the exact position as the bullet meant for Steve.  It went right through the headrest, only to miss because Natasha shoved Sam out of the way.  

What if this was how The Winter Soldier was trained to take out targets in moving vehicles (The ones that didn’t have to look like an accident)?  What if Natasha had been trained the same way?  She knew exactly where the bullets were going when she shoved Steve and Sam out of the way.  She knew the bullets were coming the second she moved into Steve’s lap.  She knew because maybe she’s taken targets out the same exact way.  It’s efficient.  It’s quick, and someone who isn’t experienced in this exact situation would not know where the bullets would hit and in what order.


putting this out there so i’m not allowed to fail at it;

chapter 18 of hazards of love is going to be done before i fall asleep even if i have to stay up until 5 tomorrow morning. i don’t even care how badly i fuck up next week. we’re doing this.

So. So I watched Only Lovers Left Alive the other day, and I’m going to be honest, it was just because I had heard about it from tumblr once or twice as the movie where Tom Hiddleston is a vampire and he has a blood popsicle at some point and I was like “alright I’m into vampires I’m into Tom Hiddleston let’s make this happen”

And

I think that movie may have been the closest I have come to a religious experience in my entire life. Like, I don’t know. It got under my skin in a big way.

anonymous asked:

I'm not a huge comic book fan but I was really excited for a Suicide Squad only for Harley too and now that's ruined. Your pain is shared

sighs i was really excited like super fucking excited bc i love harley and idk i guess i had higher expectations???

im not going to completely bash the movie since it isnt out yet but ill definitely wait until a general consensus comes out on the movie before i decide to watch it bc ill be heartbroken to watch a movie where they do a disservice to a character i love so much

Mad Father is a really freaky game holy FUCK