The beloved Supreme Leader, Father, General and Generalissimo Kim Jong-il has left us for a better place (but really that’s wasn’t hard - any place is better than North Korea). He will now join his father, the Great Leader and Eternal President Kim Il-sung, in heaven and probably the mausoleum in Pyongyang. According to North Korean historiography Kim Il-sung was carried off to the heavens by 40 white pigeons. The mode of transportation for Kim Jong-il remains unknown to the present hour.
The only thing us mortals can do is cry and remember him by looking at him on pictures, just like he always liked to look at things. All hail http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/ !