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The kids obviously had a great time on the field trip to the mausoleum.

"I got yelled at for touching a skull."

"Mrs. Scott kept freaking out whenever I got too close to the chasm."

Yeah, about that…why is there a chasm in the mausoleum? Is it like Moria in there or something? Is this field trip an expedition into the Deep Roads?

barukkhazadmotherfuckers replied to your post:in other news, I’ve figured out that the company…

i’m pretty sure you could kill all of them off except for the moria gang + gloin

Bombur is mentionned to be still alive by Gloin in the lotr book

Balin, Ori and Oin die in Moria

Gloin is at Rivendell with Gimli

Fili, Kili and Thorin are very obviously dead

that actually just leaves Dwalin, Bofur, Bifur, Nori and Dori whose fates are unknown. Dwalin is reputed to have had a very long life, although at this point I don’t know if it’s canon or fanon. I’m 99% sure it was never mentionned in the stories themselves, and I’ve never really looked at the appendices.

Let’s kill them all

*insert evil laugh gif*

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They have taken the bridge, and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums… In the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out…  

They are coming!

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