monobipoly said:

You. Do evens.

gdi Derek. I didn’t answer all of these because the answers started getting repetitive. 

  • 2. Are relationships ever worth it? : I’d think so I mean i’ve never been in one yet but??? why wouldn’t they                      
  • 4. Are you in a relationship? : nope. Never have been
  • 6. Are you single this year? : that last question. 
  • 7. Can you commit to one person? : i’d find it pretty hard to… not commit. what. 
  • 8. Describe your crush : I already did this. BUT. 


  • 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?: nah.
  • 12. Do you forgive betrayal?: depends on the “betrayal” 
  • 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?: irl no. This is literally the exact same question. 
  • 16. Do you have any tattoos? : hahahahNO. 
  • 20. Do you shower every day? : why is this even a part of this particular ask thing. yes.
  • 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?: i don’t… think so…
  • 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?: sorry i wanted to answer this too to say that if you can’t you must be a pretty weak ass motherfucker
  • 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? : um. n o??
  • 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?: nooooo
  • 28. Have you ever been cheated on? : never relationshipped
  • 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?: I don’t like my nose or the freckles on my face but. nah i wouldn’t do it.
  • 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? : nope. I crush on people very rarely sO..
  • 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?: nah
  • 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? : idk that generally seems to be how it works for me. I have to be really good friends with someone first before anything else.
  • 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? : sort of????? idk i wasn’t expecting to like someone who had a cow udder hat collection that’s for sure.
  • 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?: nnnnooooo!!!
  • 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?: I wouldn’t know but being ace probably helps answer that at least a little
  • 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?: zerooooo
  • 46. How many times did you have sex last year?: nope. 0.
  • 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? : “ok”
  • 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? : i’ve never
  • 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?: nooo
  • 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
  • 54. Is there someone you will never forget?: i know this is about relationships but since i’m a clean slate, my pet lizard Henry. You will never be forgotten. 
  • 56. State 8 facts about your body: 1. I’m generally pretty slim 2. because of that I have very little boob but i prefer it that way anyways 3. I’ve almost always got a bandaid on me because I’m both clumsy and restless, causing me to pick at my fingers a lot. gross right. 4. I scar really really easily 5. I like my skin tone though. It’s gonna get fucking dark as fuck when i go to hawaii. 6. there isn’t much more i have to say I’m bored with this question. 
  • 58. What are five ways to win your heart? 1. childish yet good sense of humor 2. cute face 3. cute hair 4. cuTE VOICE.. 5. if you will play video gam with.
  • 64. What is your definition of cheating?: when they get romantically/sexually involved with a person outside of the relationship without some sort of understanding or agreement. 
  • 68. What is your sexual orientation? : Asexual. Bro. 
  • 70. What turns you on?:light switch.
  • 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?: hair and voice
  • 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?: I’ve covered and lied for my little bro on more than one occasion to save his ass from our parents. But i’d think that’s something normal to do?
  • 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? : I have a mug of some sort of liquid that’s still sitting in my room from six months ago. My parents have started looking for it. fuck. 
  • 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?: when i said bye to my dad when he dropped me off for precollege things :0
  • 82. Who is the last person you hugged?: see above. dad.