monipython

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IF YOU WENT TO CAMPBELL HALL YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS ABOUT TO GET SO MUCH BETTER.

so i just recently found out that colin ford, the kid who played young sam winchester on suepernatural goes to campbell hall, which is the school i went to from kindergarten through twelfth grade. 

AND SOMEONE WROTE RPF IN WHICH THEY TRANSFER TO CAMPBELL HALL AND MEET COLIN FORD AND PRESUMABLY FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND BABIES.

SOME CHOICE EXCERPTS.

"I go to Campbell HAll School and I attend Junior High. I study English, History, Human Development, Math, Science, and French B. I sit in a grope of 6 girls and 4 boys and the 4 boys and 4 girls date each other and it’s really cute, ‘cause they’re all in couples."

GURL YOU GOT TWO MORE BLOCKS TO FILL. also jesus shit, four couples in one class? 

"If you just walk down this corridor to the uniform shop, they will assign you to your locker and give you your books and textbooks."

If by “give you your books and textbooks” you mean “purchase them online for prices so exorbinant they make your head spin” and by uniform shop you mean “what the fuck is a uniform shop”, you are spot on. 

"There were trees perfectly trimmed and placed in specific spots in the playground, clean seating on the concrete, as well as a grassy area to sit on. There were lots of signs telling the way to the canteen and the cafeteria and the swimming pool."

NO. THERE IS NO SWIMMING POOL. THERE WILL NEVER BE A SWIMMING POOL. THE ADMINISTRATION TOLD US WE’D GET IT, BUT THEY LIED.

"I took out the khaki skirt and white collared shirt and got dressed. I tied a black ribbon around my head, and a khaki tie around my neck. I pulled on shin high white socks, and my black leather school shoes as well as my khaki blazer."

WOW THAT’S A LOT OF KHAKI.

knee socks, are you shitting me, this isn’t fucking marloborough.

READ MORE HERE - IT’S SOLID GOLD.

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SoCal Sherlockian Meetup!

So we had a blast. Learned how to do the Virgina Reel. Got conched. Fangirled/boyed pretty damn hard. Were bridge trolls. Invaded the LaBrea Tar Pits, The Counter and Whimsic Alley. Rolled down a hill. 

Bluebackstabber whispered “dicks” in my ear. Noodlestories and I have matching bows. Charlestophat summoned Cthulhu from the briny deep with his conch.

All is right in the world. 

I got tagged in a tagging game by the lovely Shea.

TAG GAME: This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:

Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. OK. You’ve made it past the blood bath in the Hunger Games. Someone is coming at you and they’re going to kill you. Will you kill them to save your own life?

In a heartbeat. I play to win, baby.

2. Favorite alcoholic beverage.

I’m such a wuss, I HATE the taste of alcohol. Getting drunk is an enormous effort for me because I have to do this weird, five-minute-psyching-myself-out thing before I can take a single shot. I don’t mind beer, but it has to be ICE cold. Is that weird?

3. Cats or dogs?

Dogs. I’m highly allergic to cats. 

4. If you were an animal, what would you be?

IDK man, something really ridiculous. Like a water buffalo. 

5. Favorite thing to bake?

Brownies, because they’re really easy and if a recipe has any more than like, 5 ingredients, I can and will fuck it up. 

6. Fictional character you most identify with and why

Douglas Richardson. No one has a higher opinion of me than me. 

7. Would you rather take a ride in the TARDIS or cruise around in the Impala?

The TARDIS! It’s bigger on the inside. IT HAS A SWIMMING POOL (also it traverses time and space, soooo).

8. If you could live anywhere in the world for a month, all expenses paid, where would you live?

Oxford, England.

9. Would you rather be in a TV show or a movie?

Acting freaks me out, but probably in a television show. You just get more time to explore your character and throw them into new situations.

10. Congrats! You’re the lead in a Broadway musical. Which one is it?

The Book of Mormon. In this fantasy, I am Andrew Rannells. 

11. You don’t get to pick your superpowers. So, based on your personality, what are your powers?

THE POWER OF BEING A SNARKY KNOW-IT-ALL! Er, I guess something explodey and destructive and ridiculous. I dont even know.

MY QUESTIONS:

1. Choose one: know how to speak every language, or know how to play every instrument. 

2. Would you rather be a superhero or a supervillain?

3. What would you do if you won the lottery?

4. If you’re in fandom, what is the fandom you’ve been in the longest?

5. If you are in fandom, what are your OTP’s?

6. If you had a daemon (an animal representation of your soul), what would it be and why?

7. If your favorite celebrity proposed to you, right now, would you accept?

8. Given the opportunity, would you punch Steven Moffat in the face, or hug him?

9. I can only drink beverages if they’re ice cold. Do you have any weird food rules?

10. Would you prefer to solve a murder with Sherlock, travel with the doctor, or work a case with the Winchesters? (Sorry Shea, hijacked your question)

11. …are you excited to see the Avengers?