it’s truly amazing how wearing boy clothes does not make you grow a penis and says nothing about yourself besides the fact that you like comfortable opaque clothes look how far science has come
so my sister convinces all of us to go out to dinner to celebrate my coming out
dad: i want to make a toast. we’re here and we want you to know that we support you.
mom: yes, today you’re born again. this will be the start to your new life…
two hours later
mom: …your new life of trying to be straight.
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no mom putting apple stickers on your computer does not make it an iPad
I mentioned to my mom once that I could really go for a burger and M&Ms and she said “then go get some” and I told her I’m trying to save money up for a new car and 5 minutes later she hands me money and says “go get a burger and M&Ms”
I do need a Robert Plant shirt.I won’t rest till I buy one.
What would I get you for Christmas? What else but another old space hag! Note: you are not getting another old space hag for Christmas.
Me: Ey Mother. Mum. Mom. Mama. Madre. Female parent. Birth Giver. MOMMMMMMMMM!
Me: This looks cool no~
Me: And it’s reversible.
Mom: Yeah, so.
Me: And it’s a Union Jack.
Mom: You want it for Christmas don’t you?
going to go eat greel food with my mommmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!