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In Which Carmilla Is A Literary Critic

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Response to a prompt by intheforestofthenight ‘Carmilla on Twilight’

Slight Carmilla/Laura

“Nope.”

“Uh-uh.”

“That’s extremely silly.”

“What the fuck?”

“No, no, you living incarnation of a sad emoji, just stop.”

“How does that even make sense, you’re dead, you can’t have children!”

“God, this is embarrassing.”

“DO YOU HAVE ANY SELF-RESPECT, YOU USELESS WASTE OF MYTHOLOGY?”

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Boardwalk Tilt-Shift Empire | parallels → 1.02 “The Ivory Tower” vs. 5.08 “Eldorado” (with help from carolynhidthecake and gangstergish)

anulusfibrosus asked:

Whoa so how has your research been going?!?! Hopefully its been productive. Chinese new year is coming up :D do you celebrate?!

It’s been pretty productive. I’m on chapter 1 now so mostly finishing up Review of Related Literature. To be honest, this is one of the hardest parts of the whole thesis. Next is the statistics but that one is pretty easy as well.

Well, my country celebrates Chinese New Year. I, personally, dont just cuz I’m not really Chinese but I’d like to go and visit our Little China Town just to see how they celebrate it there. :)

the-bright-eyed-demigirl asked:

What would you think of a tyrianblood heiress whose ancestor and predecessor got killed when the heiress was young, so the heiress was nominal empress from a young age? She would be let live on Alternia while she matured but was basically the ruler of a huge intergalactic empire from the age of 2 sweeps or so? (Alternia is ruled by a violetblood regent in the meantime.)

OOooohh!!! I like this =w= I guess all the highbloods would really be out to manipulate her poor child will be spoiled rotten with bribes OTL Gonna rot her teeth out on all of that candy i’m assuming she’s receiving. I like it ^u^ -RO


SS: that kind of thing happens a lot with royalty, actually! there have been many child emperors/kings in the history of the world, in civilizations both old and new (king henry vi, emperor puyi, tsar ivan vi, pharoah  tutankhamun was p young, the list goes on and on)

royalty is just weird like that

so yeah i like the idea too

pumpkaboom asked:

Hey! I have a troll I'm having a hard time finding a lusus for. Her name is Voltas Satlov (it's a palindrome, a volta is the turning point in a poem, usually using the word 'but'). She's a 4 sweep old purple blood with personality traits similar to extreme bipolar disorder. I think she needs something double ended (like catdog or a pushmepullyou phhh) but it also needs to be semi aquatic because she's so high in the hemospectrum? Thanks!

Oh that’s cool! As for a lusus, I have to say pretty much anything animal-ish works! I would recommend something like a Chimera! Chimeras technically are not aquatic, but you could change that if you’d like (just slap some fins on her and you have a semi-aquatic masterpiece!) But lets all face it, nothing could beat catdogmom.

ravenclawwriter asked:

RANDOM NUMBAS: 8, 15, 28, 33, 42, 56, 62, 79,81,94,100 :)

AW YES QUESTION TIMEE:

8. What’s the background on your cell? NYC at night!

15. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Art museum, hands down!

28. Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?Next time I see my boyfriend, so probably about in 9-10 weeks, I would hope.

33. Do you think anyone has feelings for you?I sure hope so because otherwise this relationship is a terrible idea.

42. What is it from? (dependent on 41. Where is your last bruise located?) I have a bruise on my hip from walking into a table.

56. What do you usually do first in the morning?Make coffee/tea.

62. When will be the next time you text someone?Probably within the next two hours? Or if someone texts me?

79. Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?Heh, yep. Drove him to the emergency room at five in the morning too.

81. How many people have you liked in the past three months?A grand total of one.

94. Does sex mean love?That, my friend, is a loaded question and one I am not sure I am entirely ready to answer. It does to me. I recognize and respect that that is not the case for everyone.

100. Who was the last person that you pinky promised?If I say I don’t remember does that make me a bad pinky promise-r? Probably Andrew? Or Mason? Or Bridget? Or Jacquie? who knows? glow cloud?

anonymous asked:

Hello darl's .u. I was wondering, I have a lightning based Jade blooded fantroll, and I was wondering if you'd think a lightning rod (either she'd attach it to her head to try and channel lightning, or just straight up beat up people with it) or a Makeupkind mascara-whip would work better as a weapon?

SS: personally i think beatin people with a pimp cane lightning rod is the cooler of those two choices haha. any of the other mods wanna input?


Oh my god that sounds great go with the lightning rod, but i think she would look too much like a pikmin if she were to put it on her head XV that or she could put it into the air in a He-man-esque power up routine and if anyone interrupts it she can bonk them in the head until they let her finish and then proceed to kick their butts.

isabelantioch said: The makeupkind with the jade blood might remind people of Kanaya a bit, but that might not be much of a problem if one differentiates the two enough. Rodkind seems like a pretty cool weapon, though, and pretty versatile for alchemiter shenanigans!

SS: yeah this too ^^^^

In the spirit of the holidays and the end of 2011 coming up, I've decided that I will answer everything I get in my askbox.

No matter how out there it is, or how embarrassing I will answer it.

Not only will I answer everything, but I will answer everything completely honestly.

Anon or not, doesn’t matter.

Also, this will be through the end of the year, so until 11:59 p.m. December 31st :)

So, if there’s anything you’ve wanted to ask me, but been too embarrassed, now’s the time :P