mlp!sherlock

Today while in Walmart

I saw two dudes hanging out with the trading cards while my family and I were checking out.

They were hovering very close together, whispering things to each other and giving toothy grins, hearts in their eyes.

And it was at this moment that one of them looked at me and saw me staring. Now, I live in Alabama and am standing in a Walmart with my two daughters and lumberjack looking husband, STARING THE FUCK at these two guys, and the poor dude just kinda looks away and side steps away from the other guy.

THE POOR BASTARD THOUGHT I WAS JUDGING THEM BUT I WAS REALLY JUST SHIPPING THEM SO, SO HARD. Like you have no idea. I don’t know if they were together or not, but I had zoned out and was waiting to see if they kissed, because if TWO MEN CAN KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WALMART IN FUCKING THOMASVILLE ALABAMA I would have probably passed out from the feels and I could have died happy.

But no, I had to be a creep. 

I think my shipping habits have taken a sharp turn towards inappropriate. I should probably do something about that.

Oh, what’s this?

*cough*cough* I have no idea where-

*coughing intesifies*

*coughing up blood* HahahahaHahAHAHAHA WAT

I HAVE A PROBLEM OK? GOD! *dies*

May I Have this Dance? Artwork by getlestrade

“Sod it.” Greg downed his glass in one sip. At 48 years of age and divorced, he had nothing to lose, really. “Can I have this dance?” Molly looked up, a small, shy smile on her face. “Uh. Sure, but I’m really not a good dancer.” 

“Ah, you’re underestimating yourself”, he laughed, offering his hand. She took it with a smile. 

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