Can we just take a moment to even consider the hilarity that would be a Hedwig workout tape?
John in full 80s workout gear and full Hedwig makeup, wearing a wig, screaming at all of us for 30 minutes. Instead of a room full of beautifully skinny/toned people doing this workout, it would just be Yitzhak and the members of the Angry Inch, barely keeping up. So while Hedwig is screaming at us through our televisions, she’s also screaming at the people in the room. But Hedwig, naturally, isn’t going to spend the entire workout tape participating. Once something is demonstrated, she’ll sit down and watch and just fume about how shitty the people in the room are doing and how the same is probably true for the people at home.