TITLE: Not Your Average Yoga Session
CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One shot
ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki watching you with big interest while you do yoga for the very first time.
NOTES/WARNINGS: No nudity or sex but still quite sexual. Also, I’d just like to say, I’ll never look at yoga class quite the same way again.
“We begin with the downward dog pose”
You look at the video playing on your laptop, pull up your too-tight yoga pants, step onto your brand new yoga mat, and attempt the downward dog pose. You can’t quite get your knees straight and the back of your thighs cry out in pain. You take a deep breath. First ever yoga pose: attained.
You work through a standing move or two, then move down to lie on the mat, already wishing that “the sleep pose” would be a legitimate yoga pose.
“We now move gently into the cobra pose, opening up the chest.”
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