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anonymous asked:

Dear ulong kwek-kwek, tanong ko lang kung naglalagay ka pa rin ba ng gel sa ulo mo at baby oil na lang? Nakukuryos ako sa sinasabi mong 4pakcs, wala akong nakikita kundi 1 tab-tab as in butod (hahaha). Puwede bang hingin ang matamis mong OO with seryosong usapan na aangkinin kita ng buo at ipagdamot sa iba... means ako at ikaw lang, walang makikisawsaw kundi tayo lang sa isa't isa (echoss). Saan pala ang kapogihan mo? Sa kili-kili o sa ulo? (hahaha). Puwede pahalik sa ulo mo?

Bwahaha sino ka gahasain na kita haha jokes! Hindi na ako naglalagay ng baby oil, gel o kung anung anek anek pa di na uso sa akin yun kalbo na ako haha nung teenager ako pwede pa. (Tignan mo yung larawan ko noon may gel ang peg haha) Tungkol nmn sa akin 4packs wala yun echos lng yun humuhulma lng ang peg kaya ang labas 1 tab-tab na lng haha lakas kumain ng kanin at sa bote ng alak kapag may ukasyon lng ako umiinum haha. Ukasyon dito ukasyon doon haha 

Kung hinihingin mo yung matamis kung OO (Sure why not gagawa tyo ng yema lolz) Aangkinin mo ako hmmm. (Sure why not petchay na may asin haha) Basta wag mo kung ipagdamot sa kaibigan ko, at lalong wag kang magselos sa mga barkada ko haha. Kapogian wala ako nun grabe ka. Asset ko lang ang ULO ko. Sige halik lang saan mo gusto sa itaas o sa ibaba haha jokes!

sephiegotthis asked:

1 - 132. PS: Ayoko mabaog. Hahahaha!~

  • 1:Name - JELLIZZA JOY PASTOR CASTILLO
  • 2:Age - 19, but I looks like 13. Hahahaha!
  • 3:3 Fears - Answered na baby!
  • 4:3 things I love - Mickey Mouse stuffs, Different shades of Red lipsticks, Shoes (I collect tho, that’s why)
  • 5:4 turns on - Una switch ng ilaw. De joke, malinis na kuko sa paa at kamay then maayos ipin then may personal hygiene then grabbin’ then long deep f.k Hahaha!
  • 6:4 turns off - Opposite nalang sa number 5 baby. Haha!
  • 7:My best friend - What about my bestfriend? He’s a guy. Haha!
  • 8:Sexual orientation - What’s with my sexual orientation baby? Haha!
  • 9:My best first date - My date with mum and lil bruh, that’s always :)
  • 10:How tall am I - 4′9″ Kingina! Tumawa ka, sasapakin kita. Haha!
  • 11:What do I miss - Hangin’ out with friends. Chillin’ till dawn with ‘em. Haha!
  • 12:What time were I born - 8:46am
  • 13:Favorite color - Black White Red and Blue
  • 14:Do I have a crush - Lahat ng magla-like nito, crush ko nalang.
  • 15:Favorite quote - “Hindi ako takot sa Maganda, takot ako sa Malandi” Haha!
  • 16:Favorite place - My room. :)
  • 17:Favorite food - Adobo Kare-kare Nilaga All kinds of Sinigang Bagoong Mangga Chicken Curry 
  • 18:Do I use sarcasm - Ya always lol
  • 19:What am I listening to right now - Marry me by Jason Derulo, Tryin’ to make a cover kase.
  • 20:First thing I notice in new person - How they dressed.
  • 21:Shoe size - Size 5
  • 22:Eye color - Brown
  • 23:Hair color - Black with Burgandy
  • 24:Favorite style of clothing - Depende sa mood e.
  • 25:Ever done a prank call? - Not yet. Wala kong balak
  • 27:Meaning behind my URL - Back read ka nalang sab log ko. Andun natatamad ako mag kwento :D
  • 28:Favorite movie - Fsog The Teeth Fwb :D
  • 29:Favorite song - Iba iba :(
  • 30:Favorite band - Parokya and Eheads :)
  • 31:How I feel right now - Tired and Stressed
  • 32:Someone I love - God Mom and Lil Bruh
  • 33:My current relationship status - Pm mo ko and I’ll share the whole story to you. I’ve been tired answering this shitty question.
  • 34:My relationship with my parents - Very very close.
  • 35:Favorite holiday - New Year :)
  • 36:Tattoos and piercing i have - Piercing, I have 4 :)
  • 37:Tattoos and piercing i want - Can’t decide for now.
  • 38:The reason I joined Tumblr - I forgot, I started before as a Reblogger. :)
  • 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other? - No :)
  • 40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - No :) No one noticed me that I exist.
  • 41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - Hahahahha! Made me laugh, hell no.
  • 42:When did I last hold hands? - Last Friday morning, holding hands with mom while walking :)
  • 43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Depends on my mood tho. :)
  • 44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - Nah.
  • 45:Where am I right now? - House.
  • 46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Hindi ako nalalasing. I know how to control myself when I’m havin’ a chill with my buddies.
  • 47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Reasonable level. Unless, nagrarap si mommy. :D
  • 48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?- With mom, we’re broken family since 2001 :)
  • 49:Am I excited for anything? - Nah.
  • 50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - Ya! My friends. They are all guys tho. :)
  • 51:How often do I wear a fake smile? - Always.
  • 52:When was the last time I hugged someone? - An hour ago, before me and my best friend separate ways lol
  • 53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - The hell I care to ‘em lol
  • 54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - Nah
  • 55:What is something I disliked about today? - Don’t have class.
  • 56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Anyone na ibibigay ni God.
  • 57:What do I think about most? - Problems and problems and problems.
  • 58:What’s my strangest talent? - Dunno
  • 59:Do I have any strange phobias? - Ya, I think. Haha!
  • 60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - Depends on my mood.
  • 61:What was the last lie I told? - “I’m okay!” “I’m fine!” “Ya, Go ahead, Take your time.”
  • 62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Talking to phone.
  • 63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - N/A
  • 64:Do I believe in magic? - Nah.
  • 65:Do I believe in luck? - Ya!
  • 66:What’s the weather like right now? - Cuddle Weather lol
  • 67:What was the last book I’ve read? - Di ako nagbabasa ng libro.
  • 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? - Nah
  • 69:Do I have any nicknames? - Ya! “Jel, Jellizza, Joy, Ysh, Jelli”
  • 70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - My burn sa right hand ko, between my fingers. It’s bc I joined a Gang last 2009 :)
  • 71:Do I spend money or save it? - Both
  • 72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - Nah
  • 73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? - Nah
  • 74:Favorite animal? - Dog
  • 75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - Session with Feasib buddies.
  • 76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - Dunno
  • 77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - Marami e. :)
  • 78:How can you win my heart? - Kausapin mo ko, Ill tell you.
  • 79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - Dunno
  • 80:What is my favorite word? - ANGSEXYKO hahahhaaah
  • 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr - Lahat ng maglalike :)
  • 82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - Ibaba ang tuition ang bilihin at patalsikin ang dapat patalsikin sa pwesto. :D
  • 83:Do I have any relatives in jail? - Nah
  • 84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? -Dunno
  • 85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - “What happen to your mom and dad?”
  • 86:What is my current desktop picture? - My selfig. lol
  • 87:Had sex? - Secret
  • 88:Bought condoms? - Nah, but my buddy gave one which is on my wallet lol
  • 89:Gotten pregnant? - Nah
  • 90:Failed a class? - Ya
  • 91:Kissed a boy? - Ya always my buddies
  • 92:Kissed a girl? - Ya mum
  • 93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - Nah
  • 94:Had job? - Ya! Online Job, Online Selling
  • 95:Left the house without my wallet? - Never
  • 96:Bullied someone on the internet? - Ya! Always my friends lol
  • 97:Had sex in public? - Nah
  • 98:Played on a sports team? - Nah
  • 99:Smoked weed? - Ya
  • 100:Did drugs? - Nah
  • 101:Smoked cigarettes? - Ya! Chain smoker here
  • 102:Drank alcohol? - Ya!
  • 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - Vegetarian
  • 104:Been overweight? - Nah
  • 105:Been underweight? - Ya
  • 106:Been to a wedding? - Nah
  • 107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Ya, 20 hours pa nga e.
  • 108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Nah
  • 109:Been outside my home country? - Nah
  • 110:Gotten my heart broken? - Ya
  • 111:Been to a professional sports game? - Nah
  • 112:Broken a bone? - Nah
  • 113:Cut myself? - Nah
  • 114:Been to prom? - Ya
  • 115:Been in airplane? - Ya, when I was 2 and 5 years old
  • 116:Fly by helicopter? - Nah
  • 117:What concerts have I been to? - Wala pa.
  • 118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - Ya, Rihanna lol
  • 119:Learned another language? - Nah
  • 120:Wore make up? - Ya
  • 121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? - NO
  • 122:Had oral sex? - No
  • 123:Dyed my hair? - Ya
  • 124:Voted in a presidential election? - Nah
  • 125:Rode in an ambulance? - Nah
  • 126:Had a surgery? - Nah
  • 127:Met someone famous? - Ya!
  • 128:Stalked someone on a social network? - Always
  • 129:Peed outside? - Nah
  • 130:Been fishing? - Nah
  • 131:Helped with charity? - Ya! Sa Social Resp. subject ko.
  • 132:Been rejected by a crush? - Ya


I love you Sephie for this. Leche ka! Hahahaha.

sirangeroplano asked:

Hey my one and only.. I just want to let you know that I really do I love you. Till the end of time. I love you. Walang makakapagpabago. x.

I love you more. Wag mo na kong englishin, baka tuluyan na ko maubusan ng dugo. I love you, always.

anonymous asked:

pano mag move on kapag yung taong mahal mo, kinuha agad ni Lord. Hindi ka Man lang nakapagpaalam. Hindi mo nakausap. Hindi ko malaman kung saan ako magsisimula ulit. Bakit ganun.

Hindi mo kailangan na mag-move on. Sa halip alalahanin mo ang mga magagandang pangyayari at maliligayang araw na magkasama kayo. Hindi mo siya kailangan na kalimutan sya, sa halip iingatan mo siya sa puso mo. Kakausapin mo siya sa hangin at sasabihin mo lahat-lahat ng nararamdaman mo para sa kanya, masakit man o gaano mo siya kamahal. Itutuloy mo pa rin ang buhay kahit na wala na siya, makikisalamuha ka pa rin sa iba na hindi mo kailangan na iwaglit siya sa `yon isipan. Basta ang iisipin mo lang na hindi matutuwa o matatahimik ang mahalagang taong iyong na mahal mo kapag nakikita ka n`yang malungkot o nahihirapan sa pagkawala nya.

Ang tanging dapat mong gawin para makapagsimula kang muli ay ito.

  • Una kelangan mo tanggapin ang katotohanan na ang buhay ay may hangganan at ang Diyos ay siyang nakakaalam ng lahat. Sapagkat nasa pagtatanggap ang pagpapatawad na kung papaano ang iyong minamahal ay kinuha sa`yo. Marahil meron isang mabigat na dahilan upang mapaglabanan mo ang pagsubok na ito at dito ka magsisimula.
  • Pangalawa dapat na maintindihan mo na dito sa mundo ay walang permanente na kung papaano na ang pagsilang ay nakatadhana… ganoon din ang kamatayan ay nakatakda.
  • Pangatlo ipagdasal na mo na lng ang iyong mahal na namayapa ng sa ganoon ay maging masaya s`ya sa kabilang buhay na kahit wala ka sa tabi n`ya ay mararamdaman nya ang pagmamahal mo.

shutterbugwanderlust asked:

Hi po! Meron po akong problema sa ex ko, kaya sana mtulongan niyo ako. Until now hindi ko pa alam kng ano ung pwed kng gwn sa mga paninira niya sakin na hindi naman toto.o tama po ba na siraan niya ako sa iba dahil galit siya sakin? Ask lang po.

Mali di sya lalake, kung tlgang mahal ka nya? hindi nya makikita yung kapintasan mo? at dapat ingatan nya kung anuman ang nakaraan nyo? Yun yong totoong nagmamahal.

Bakit hindi mo subukang maghanap ng kaibigan na handang umunawa sayo at yung mga paninira sayo ng dati mong ex ay wag mong intindihin kasi may mga lalaking ganyan sinisiraan ka sa iba pero nagpapapansin lng sayo para makausap mo pa sya kaya wag mo iniintindi ang mga paninira nya sayo.

Ang dapat mong gawin ay ipakita mo sa kanya na naka move on kna at nakalimutan mo na sya yun lng. Kapag patuloy pa rin ang paninira nya sayo kagatin mo o sipsipin ng madengue ng tuluyan haha echos.