SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG I got real busy and then forgot to answer!
alright SO Incredibles AU was a star wars AU created by absynthe-minded with the input of star-vault-ofthe-heavens wherein Han accidentally gets tangled up in an NR mission to arrest a Spice Lord (who turns out to be some jerk from his past) but conveniently forgets to tell Leia (it’s a long story) where he’s going and CONSEQUENTLY ends up in trouble. The plot of the Incredibles ensues.
some excellent things to think about:
Luke as Edna (like imagine Leia being overwhelmed and not knowing what to do and Luke being like “for Force’s sake Leia, pull yourself together!” and smacking her with a rolled up newspaper. “GO! FIGHT! WIN! and shoot me thoughts when you get back, sis, I love our hangouts”)
The nine-year-old twins as Violet and Dash, obviously. (”You left Anakin ALONE?” “yes Mom I’m completely stupid -” “NO, we got a sitter!”) (spoilers: Threepio is the sitter) (and, “Jasa …” “What?” “Remember what Mom said.” “What?” “Jacen, use the Force!” “Wha - Oh! Right!”) (”Hey Mom are those lightsabers? Why do you have lightsabers? Are those lightsabers for us? Do we get lightsabers? Jaya, check it out, we get lightsabers!” “OUT!”) (also sue me but Jacen wailing “WE’RE DEAD. WE SURVIVED BUT WE’RE DEAD.” is the most in-character thing I’ve ever heard) (”she’d be hungry if we were having Zekkloaf -” “THAT’S IT.” “Hey! No using the Force! Mom!” “YOU SIDDOWN!” “AAAAARHG” “AND YOU SIDDOWN!” *Anakin wailing* *plate smashing* “NNNAYAAA!” *wailing intensifies* “HAN!”)
Anakin as JackJack, wreaking havoc on the apartment whilst Threepio bemoans his fate in the background, of course. (”I assure you Mistress Leia that I am fully qualified to take care of over forty eight different species of infant sentients. I have been programmed with feeding, cleaning and educational modules and -” “Threepio … I appreciate what you’re doing, but I’d really rather call Luke -” “Oh, no need to worry at all, Mistress Leia, I am sure that I will be able to handle anything and everything young Master Nik gets up to, as I have served your family for many years and am well-verse in Force-sensitivity, though humans can be odd at times -” “Threepio -” “And I’ve been told that playing the famous Mon Calamari composer Mokhtar is supposed to enhance an infant’s ability to -” “Threepio, I really -” *proximity alarms start blaring*)
Lando as Frozone, obviously. (”Honey!” “What.” “Where’s my good cape?” “What?” “Where’s - my - good- cape?” “I uh, put it away!” “You put it away?!” “Yes! Why do you need it?” “I need it!” “Oh, nuh uh, no way! Don’t you go off doin’ no darin’ do, I’ve been planning this dinner for months!” “The galaxy is in danger!” “My evenin’s in danger!” “We’re talking about the greater good!” “Lando Calrissian I am your wife. I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”)
Bonus things to consider:
“So … Dad’s in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?” “Either he’s in trouble … or he’s going to be.”
GOOD LORD THE PLANE SCENE.
“This is the Millenium Falcon, repeat, this is the Millenium Falcon, call off your torpedoes, there are children aboard!” “NO!”
also “did you seriously just punch Mara in the mouth?” “I didn’t know it was her!” “she was rescuing me -” “No, that’s what I was doing! Han - let go of me, you - you don’t tell me where you go and you could’ve been dead you lousy lying unfaithful - mmph!”
“So the Bad Guys are trying to ruin … Mom and Dad’s marriage?””Ugh, Jasa, you can be so immature sometimes.”
*Han and Leia kiss dramatically while explosions go off in the background*
the twins: “woaaaaaah”