Got The Cure You're Thinking Of

Anonymous said: Santana and Badboy!Kurt’s shenanigans get them in the hospital where Doctor!Blaine is attending.

Changed the prompt a bit due to poor reading comprehension, warning for some slight medical squick.

5,800 words. R. 

The emergency room is a disappointment. No one is there with a severed limb or a chest impalement or even due to a multi-victim helicopter crash; just a woman with a fussy baby and older lady with a hacking cough and a guy who looks waxy and pale and keeps nodding off; tipping over in his chair only to snap back to consciousness and sit mostly upright again.

He and Santana have made a game out of it.

“Five head nods,” Santana says, in the hard plastic chair across from his, her heeled leather boots propped at the edge of his chair so he can rest his ankle on her knees.

Kurt twists his lips, watches the guy’s eyelids slip closed again. “Seven.”

They wait and wait and watch. His head flops forward. One… Two… Three… Four… “Come on,” Kurt says, “You bastard, come on!”

Five. His eyes snap open and he gasps and flails and sits up. Kurt mutters under his breath and Santana cackles and smacks his foot.

“Ouch Santana, Jesus!”

Santana rolls her eyes and says, “You just twisted it, you big baby.” But she pets at his swollen, bruised ankle anyway.

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60 Days Klaine Hiatus Challenge

Day 39: Klaine Moment That Made Me Cry The Most

We met right here. I took this man’s hand and we ran down that hallway. And for those of you who know me, I’m not in the habit of taking people’s hands I’ve never met before. But I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn’t know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever, which is why it’s never felt like I’ve been getting to know you. It’s always felt like I was remembering you from something, as if in every lifetime you and I have lived, we’ve chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, and over and over for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you.

So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love…


Summary: Blaine had been avoiding him.

Prompt: What about a slight AU from Tested where Kurt actually hurts Blaine in the fencing scene and Blaine tries to hide it to spare Kurt’s feelings (and himself the confusion of having to think about it), but Kurt doesn’t appreciate him shutting him out again and gets angry. And when the truth comes out Blaine can’t bring himself to tell Kurt it’s okay, even tho he wants to, because he remembers how angry Kurt had been and how it felt like he didn’t care if he hurt Blaine or not and that scared him.

 Warnings: Injury 

Kurt was furious.


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anonymous said:

Blaine has a right to move on, Kurt left him! Why are you all hating on him. Why should he think of Kurt when Kurt sure didn't think about him. So what if it's Karofsky. He's a nice guy now. All this Blaine hate is awful.

Am not sure where the “you all” is coming from or why are you even in my askbox but all right. Moving from that, what exactly did you expect Nonnie? I am being serious here when I ask that. Look at this fandom for the last few years, where the lines got drawn a long time ago and then if you have an ounce of objectivity, think about Karofsky, who is just a huge NO for so many in general, never mind in this context. Don’t come and nice guy here to me, unless you want me to treat you like a troll.

As for what is in the show, if you’re actually asking me, neither Kurt nor Blaine look good, in any way, in this story and their relationship, in this context, is completely unsustainable.

Kurt dumps Blaine foregoing all the promises he made and fulfilling Blaine’s worst fears - which he actually verbalized for Kurt - and then a few months later, after the said now ex fiancé had flunked out of school and gone back to Lima to try and somehow pull his life back together, he waltzes right back in because oh wait, I made an oopsie and I want you back. Like, seriously?

Blaine on the other hand crashes and burns so badly after Kurt leaves him that he obviously needs some help in this regard. Except instead of that, he goes and decides that bouncing on the guy who threatened to kill his ex and bullied him for years, is the way to shake up his life. Again, seriously?

I am not talking here how Kurt may feel. In this situation, who gives a flying fuck. Kurt is in New York, he is not a part of Blaine’s life. He left him. Blaine is flying solo. But if he jumps into a new relationship in a matter of what, three months, and the new guy is someone who tormented his ex for years, then yeah, that’s a problem. For Blaine. 

On top of that, they have nine episodes, at best, after this idiocy is done, to try and go oh wait, everyone’s healthy and happy and here, have soulmates happily married for the rest of their lives. Nine. I’ll say it again.


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Personally, I am not upset with either Kurt or Blaine for the simple reason that this is atrocious writing and it has crossed a line. Everything ends up at one giant, caps locked, seriously?! these are not Kurt and Blaine of five freaking seasons and there’s just no point then. 

Whoever is using this to hate on Blaine, or Kurt for that matter, is simply choosing to ignore the idiocy of the entire situation and is going about their daily business that is fuelled by their own personal agendas. Everyone else is either trying to see something positive, or is in my corner and wondering just how many puppies Ryan sacrificed to get this job and then keep it while sucking so badly at it. Am pretty sure Cruella De Vil has got nothing on him.

Ficlet: Calling Doctor Blaine

Title: Calling Doctor Blaine

Author: Emily (colferswift) 

Summary: In which Blaine is the flirtiest, and probably the worst doctor in the world. But who cares so long as the boys fall in love? Based on this text post, and for the sake of cuteness, let’s pretend that it’s okay for doctors to flirt with patients.

Rating: PG

~715 words

also on ao3

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