I just accidentally bought a giant owl hat. Its an owl sitting in a nest. Its wearing a hat. And has a monocle. It looks to be at least 45cm tall.
I mean I am now £45 poorer but I also now have a giant owl hat, and therefore a reason to leave the house and go to cool events.
And if this is your first introduction to pearls and swine then welcome to the lust zone, population: you and some hats.
Now I have to buy something to wear with it.