mighty morphin

3.19: The Sound of Dischordia
  • 3.19: The Sound of Dischordia
  • 20-Somethings with Attitude
  • 2SwA: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (S03)

In this episode: Kat & Aisha are the only ones that follow the rules for a school contest, Billy is buying the team thesauruses for Christmas, and Andrew tells the story of the time his mom yelled at Seth for making a dumb joke

ALSO: Master Vile summons a monster by making a pact with Satan, Rita is jealous of the new monster (maybe?), and we come up with tons of better plots than the writers.

PLUS: Aisha and Kat tell all their neighbors they’re Power Rangers like they’re Jehovah’s Witnesses spreading the good word, the Rangers break rules left and right, and every day is a different multiverse.

OH AND THEN: The Rangers have a dance party, the Metallic Armor is the worst, and the Pink Ranger is bound by Morphin’ Law to be the Yellow Ranger’s best friend.

BUT DON’T FORGET THAT: Andrew steals Seth’s thunder, the Falconzord summons God’s heavenly light, and the Rangers escalate the monster into oblivion.

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Let It Grow
  • Let It Grow
  • Rita Repulsa

You are now listening to the soothing, melodic voice of Empress Rita Repulsa. Prepare your eardrums for the most beautiful thing you will ever hear.

The Earth’s in sight from my palace tonight
Angel Grove can be seen
A kingdom of bumbling morons and it looks like I’m the Queen
The Power Pinheads always foil all my schemes
Zordon think’s they’ll win? Only in his dreams!

Don’t let them win, they won’t succeed
Be the Empress that’s vile, wicked, and mean!
Finster I need a monster now!
Hurry it up!!!
Let it grow, let it grow!
Magic wand, make my monster grow!
Let it grow, let it grow!
And the Power Punks will know
I will take all that’s filled with joy
And crush it into dust!
Should the Earth be conquered or destroyed?

Imagine when I conquer those puny Earthlings
They’ll call me Empress Rita
Bow down to your evil queen.
It’s time to kick Zeddy off his throne
And rule the empire on my own
No man to tell me how to rule
The world!!

Let it grow, let it grow!
My monster will grow in size
Let it grow, let it grow!
I want to see you cry!
Here I stand! And here I’ll stay!
I’m getting a headache!

My evil magic is as dark as my soul!
Tommy Oliver will be back under my control!
And when my evil green ranger takes the stage
The power rangers will no longer be in the way!!

Let it grow, let it grow!
And it’ll rise like the break of dawn
Let it grow, let it grow!
The command center is gone!
Here I stand on Zordon’s grave!
Make my monster grow!!!
And then I’ll deal with my headache…