Melissa is an fourth degree expert in beards, so I believe that I’ve won two competitions today.
I would have won some more but no one bothered to show up to judge Best Cup of Tea1 and Best Extemporaneous Comment Said to An Absolute Stranger When Asked for the Time2
1: 20 oz. Earl Grey, 7PM tonight.
2: “Oh I sure hope it’s right now.”
Good job Doug