Okay so

I started reading  Marlene Dietrich by Her Daughter Maria Riva  last night while wifi was down jesus chrrist that happens more often than it should like fuck   and lord haaVE  MERCYyy I did everything from laugh uncontrollably to sobb an infant  literally the best book ever and I’m only 90 pages into it.

I AM SO EXCITED TO READ THE NEXT 700 PAGES PRAY FOR ME

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anonymous said:

Can you choose between eren, or levi?

you doubt that i can choose only  one of them?
…………………
shit, no.. i cant …. it would be very cruel if you made ​​me choose between eren and levi
I don’t do this to meee

hey so I feel like I’m pretty outnumbered here on tumblr, but I really don’t like Jennifer Lawrence. I love her acting and she’s gorgeous of course, but she comes off as really really unprofessional and kind of immature. I dunno. I just get a bad vibe from her. 

tumblr, I know you love her 

please don’t kill me

So guys my grandma brought me prune juice and said it was good for constipation and so I drank the whole thing today and man BIG mistake. I am unleashing a fury of satan’s hell spawn unto my toilet
Litteraly what is going to happen when I leave this toilet is that scene from spongebob where Patrick uses the bathroom and the toilet comes out pleading for help saying “have mercyyy!!” And then dies
Lesson to be learned guys, if you’re going to have prune juice just drink a little
Do not make your toilet suffer please you can save a toilet. Reblog for awareness jk.

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