MERMAID TAMPONS.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LISTEN UP LADIES. I JUST DISCOVERED THE MOST WONDEROUS PRODUCT TO EVER GRACE MY RETNAS. MERMAID TAMPONS. THAT’S RIGHT. MERMAID TAMPONS. MADE OF NATURAL SEA SPONGES AND THEY ARE 100% GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, CAN ALSO BE USED AS A FORM OF NATURAL BIRTH CONTROL AND LOADS OF OTHER GOOD STUFF. I AM SPREADING MY EXCITEMENT AND GIVE ZERO FUCKS.

http://jadeandpearl.com/sea-pearls-sea-sponge-tampons/#.UvovbUJdVX0

THEY ARE BIODEGRADABLE AND REDUCE TAMPON AND PLASTIC WASTE AND YOU CAN LEAVE THEM IN FOR LIKE 3 DAYS AND YOU WONT DIE OF TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME BECAUSE ~ LE NATURAL~ THIS IS SO EXCITING FOR ANYONE OUT THERE THAT WANTS TO GO GREEN OR HATES TAMPONS BECAUSE THEY ARE SQOOSHY AND FORM TO FIT YOUR CERVIX AND EVERYTHING. SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. MOTHER OCEAN GIVES US WONDERFUL GIFTS EVERY DAY. 

GOOD FOR YOUR PUNANI, GOOD FOR THE TREES. 

EVERYTHING IS SEA SPONGE AND NOTHING HURTS. 

  • period one day late:that's okay i'm sure it's on its way
  • period two days late:okay that's alright it'll be here any minute
  • period four days late:i can't be pregnant because i haven't had sex and no way am i the next mary nope
  • period one week late:there's got to be something wrong have i been eating right oh god oh god i'm gonna die oh god
  • period comes:oh thank god i thought there was something seriously wrong
  • day two of period:fuck my life when is this going to end why do i have to be female can i never have another period plz thx

do u ever forget periods are a thing and one day u wake up like fUCK FUCK IM BLEE D ING WHAT HAPPENED CALL AN ABMU LE NCE

then u realise oh

its just my body being ashit a g a i n

On my period and the store discontinued my favorite food. Also, no chocolate or candy in my house and I’m in too much pain to go out.

Also I can’t stop crying because fuck this country.

I need my IUD like now. Actually, I would love to get my eggs frozen and tie my fucking tubes. Never gonna use this uterus so just close it for business.

Soooooo hungry.

YOUR GUIDE TO: sterilizing options for your cup.
  • BOILING: how long you boil your cup for, or if you can boil your cup, will depend on your brand of cup. you can even boil it in the microwave if you don’t want to use a pot. you can put your cup in a whisk while you boil it so it won’t touch the pot. 
  • STERILIZING TABLETS: a popular brand is Milton. you simply soak your cup in the solution.
  • VINEGAR: some cup brands suggest using vinegar to sterilize your cup. a ten (water) to one (vineger) part solution is suggested. 
  • RUBBING ALCOHOL: do NOT soak your cup in rubbing alcohol! use a wipe or dampen a towel, and wipe your cup down. allow it to air dry (always sit your cup down on it’s side to allow for air flow and to prevent mildew), then rinse it off. 
  • PEROXIDE: you can soak your cup in a solution of ten parts water to one part peroxide. this also gets rid of stains! 

EDIT: you can also use unscented/unflavored denture tablets to clean their cups. 

blah my mom suggested the pill for cramps which in all honesty would probably help a lot but i don’t want to take it lmao i know that a lot of people take it to balance hormones/destroy periods etc but i keep laughing at the fact that it’s still birth control and i will likely never have sex with someone who makes getting pregnant a concern

im so mad because i jinxdd myself w/ my period omg

like yesterday i kept going on and on to my mom about how i havent had my period for like 3 months now and she was like “oh no!! i hope u get it soon i hope ur not too stressed out i hope ur okay” and i was like “mom please i am okay with this”

and this morning………………… i woke up to hell

anonymous said:

I have to start taking a medicine so I can get my period I'm so scared of the side affects :((

Honey, don’t be. When your doctor prescribes you something, even if it does have side effects, they are not going to harm you , medication makes you better honey, not worse, they are used to solve a problem

And besides, if you don’t get along with certain medication, you just go to the doctor and explain and he will give you another one. For example, I had to exchange birth control pill because the first one made me anemic, it happens, but it’s nothing serious love. Just be aware and if necessary contact your doctor

~ Bea

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