men-and-dogs

Me: Can I help you, Ducky?

Ducky:

Me: Something on your mind?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Oh. Did you notice that it was “Fill Your Bin With New Food” night?

Ducky:

Me: Isn’t there something that we do when …

Ducky: ALL DOGGIE CAN EAT BUFFET! ALL DOGGIE CAN EAT BUFFET!!!

Me: Not all you can eat. But go ahead. You got four minutes.

Ducky: That’s twenty eight doggie minutes!

Me: Don’t get greedy.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy!

Me: I love you, Ducky.

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Ag

anonymous asked:

I wouldn't expect you to be sleeping on Mayweathers domestic violence or how pacquaio fights against rights for women...

men are dogs?

My outlook on men has been pretty shitty...

And don’t confuse it.. I don’t think “all men are dogs”… 

But history is the best prediction of the future, and my history has shown me that a LOT of them are LIARS. 

A LOT of them want loyalty from you… BEFORE they deep you worthy of reciprocation or even commitment. 

A LOT of them KNOWINGLY awaken emotions in you they have NO real intentions of nurturing. 

I look at some of these women so “head over heels” and think to myself, “Ole girl was JUST telling me how he was talking to her like shit the other day” or “That negro be in EVERYBODY inbox”

And you know what.. I’m sure I’ve been the topic of that same conversation.

It’s just so exhausting to always be wondering if you’re being made to look foolish.

I just don’t have the energy. Or stopped having the energy. 

And nope, my last relationship actually DIDN’T end because of infidelity. So no, I’m not bitter.

But it did end because I ended up seeing through to the person he actually was… not who all these men these days pretend to be. 

Ugh. I just want to be single… until I’m married.

Yeah… I know how much sense that just made…