Look, I am not saying I shot the fucking meteor out of the sky. All I am saying is that I just happened to be hunting in Siberia when the meteor entered Russian airspace. And that I shot the fucking meteor out of the sky.

"Now, who you sit with here in the Russian Federation is crucial, because you’ve got everybody there.

You got your underage-looking tech nerds,

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KGBros,

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socially awkward diplomats,


batshit oligarchs,


Chechen douchebags,

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cool Chechens,

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chess nerd economists,

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politically unfriendly hotties,


annoying opposition people on LiveJournal,

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annoying opposition people in jail,

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desperate wannabes,

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creepy church guys,


Sexually active performance artists, 

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the greatest people you will ever meet,

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and the worst.”


I hope you have been good little boys and girls this year. Oh, you have been good, have you? That is not what my informants have been telling me! Ahahaha, I am just kidding. I like to kid. Best wishes for a happy holidays. Love, The Boss.

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