Hey Feltgots,

My name is Slick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, green wearin’, knife-sheathes who spend every second of their life preparing for your dumb little Lord. You are everything pathetic in the medium. Honestly, have any of you ever stabbed anyone? I mean, I guess it’s fun punching people because of your lack of sharp weaponry, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Karkat crying about his blood color.

Don’t be a prospitan. Just hit me with your best shot. I pretty much run this city . I’m the leader of the Midnight Crew, and an omniscient being in another universe. What powers do you have, other than “get stabbed by the manliest dersite to have ever lived”? I also got a robot arm, and have a banging hot blackrom girlfriend (She just hate snogged me; Shit was SO scratch). You’re all just green loosers who should get stabbed. 

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my HUGE kismebitch.

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