If you’re not voting for Marteen for the All-Star Game, you really need to diversify your portfolio.

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A vote for Marteen is a vote for puppies and rainbows. Also sunny skies over Turner Field.

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There’s also his cool stats: .320 AVG, .383 OBP, .849 OPS, 6th in the NL in fWAR, etc.

On top of all of that, he’s a huge fan of hugs, not unlike his teammates Dan Uggla and Freddie Freeman.

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So what are you waiting for? VOTE FOR PRADO.

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He thanks you for your support!

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Oh and while you’re at it, VOTE FOR BOURN TOO. HE IS AMAZING, I JUST DON’T HAVE ANY FUN GIFS OF HIM. I NEED SOME.

Beachy gets screwed over by the bullpen again

I feel like this has happened several times… maybe not. However, those 2 walks didn’t help. But still.

LUCKILY NITRAM ODARP STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE (PUN INTENDED).

THIS GIF IS RELEVANT BECAUSE MARTEEN IS TELLING US THAT IT’S GONNA BE SUNNY SKIES OVER TURNER FIELD TODAY, AND THAT’S ALWAYS RELEVANT.

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Thank you for your time.

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