“The first girl I had sex with said she ‘disliked’ my penis so we don’t use that word around here.”
“We tested an ‘I disagree with your political view but I respect your right to state it’ button but it, ah, didn’t get much traction.”
“We got your requests and I’m happy to announce we’re developing a “Fuck You” button prototype for when people post Buzzfeed quizzes.“
"We’re also beta-testing a whole new site called Racist Facebook, where racists can go and comment bigoted things and share horrible memes and misinformed articles. The problem with this is that it might siphon off roughly 85% of Facebook’s users.”
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - NOVEMBER 09: Presenter Benedict Cumberbatch and Breakthrough Prize Founder Mark Zuckerberg (R) speak onstage during the Breakthrough Prize Awards Ceremony Hosted By Seth MacFarlane at NASA Ames Research Center on November 9, 2014 in Mountain View, California. (Photos by Steve Jennings for Breakthrough Prize)
British actor Benedict Cumberbatch (L) and Mark Zuckerberg (R), founder and CEO of Facebook, walk / speak on stage during the 2nd annual Breakthrough Prize Awards at the NASA Ames Research Center in Mountain View, California November 9, 2014. Stephen Lam.
random uhh “valentines”?? not all of these are romantic :V oops? theyre mostly just random bc ive been thinking of bad “”“romantic”“” poetry all day. just be glad i didnt do “roses are red, violets are blue, you’ve met with a terrible fate havent you?”
acebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan have donated a staggering $25 million to the United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to help fight Ebola. Zuckerberg made the announcement public with a note on Facebook.