Remember that post I made a long time ago about stupid shit customers put in our trash bins?
This happened today, March 28th, 2015. I go to change the customer restroom trash a bit early, because it got very slow in the mid-afternoon. Usually, all that’s in the garbage is paper towels and the occasional wrapper. This time, when I tipped the bin upside-down into the larger trash we have in the back, I heard a *thump* and felt something much heavier than paper bumping around. So I fish out this (very pristine-looking) coin purse that was stuck BEHIND the bags. “Hm,” says I, “how odd. Perhaps there is money or an ID inside that someone may come looking for.”
LOL NO, NOT EXACTLY.
My bewildered eyes meet this glitter glue-decorated crack pipe, which, I must reiterate, had ever-so-stealthily [/sarcasm] been hidden under the bin liners (and not in the actual trash). Also, that lighter is a designer Bic that says “YEP” on it. Clearly, someone meant to come back for this. But how did nobody figure that anyone else would find it? I ended up stepping on it so no weirdos would go dumpster diving in our garbage to try and find/use it. And then I proceeded to sanitize my hands twice over, despite not actually touching any of the contents of the coin purse. CRACK IS WHACK, KIDS. BE NICE TO YOUR BARISTAS, AND DON’T DO DRUGS IN OUR RESTROOMS.