WHAT DO PEOPLE WRITE IN THANK YOU CARDS?
OPTION A: Me-Hey, thanks for the money motherfuckers
OPTION B: Aunt twice removed Margaret- Hey, I DONT KNOW YOU AT ALL BUT IM OLD TAKE ALL MY MONEY
Me- K thanks
OPTION C: This sender may or may not have given a gift but thank you (or not) for the lovely cash and sentimental card that was completely written by Halmark and then signed by you as if you even read it either. LOVE, crazyfuckingbitchwhostakingyourmoneyfornoreasonotherthangraduatiing