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Please fire me. When on my lunch break, my manager insisted that I “stop reading that trash” (George Orwell’s 1984) so I could “focus on my real job” which was frying chicken.

Please fire me. At the end of my shift my boss tried to tell me that I had to stay an extra hour. When I pointed out in the handbook that they are supposed to give 24 hours notice for any shift changes he said the handbook was outdated. The handbook was from 2014.

More Animatronics!
  • Manager:Ey, Schmidt, I was wondering if you like your job.
  • Mike:*sarcastically smiles* Yeees, I do LOVE my job! (Not)
  • Manager:Great to hear that from you cause we are planning to add more animatronics!
  • Mike:......?!
  • Manager:Isn't it great? More animatronics means more fun for the kiddies, and more fun means more customers, and more customers means more money---
  • Mike:*strangles the manager* Are you kidding me..? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW HARD IT IS GOING EVERY NIGHT GUARDING THOSE 4 ANIMATRONICS! I'LL IMMEDIATELY SEND YOU TO HELL, YOU BITCH!

Please fire me. Last Christmas, one of the VPs in my office gave me a present. It was an old garden lamp full of dead bugs, dirt and cobwebs.  This year, she gave me a used scent stick diffuser. Does she think I can’t tell the difference between old and new?

14/12/02 BEAST enjoying their free time in Japan

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hjjoh (BEAST’s manager): 건전한친구들 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

trans: Healthy friendsㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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hjjoh: 건전한성인 추가…..

trans: Adding a healthy adult…..

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all4b2uty: 스매쉬 하고 있는 탁구왕 윤두준. 오늘을 하루종일 운동이네요ㅋㅋ 인라인 스케이트도 타고.. 탁구도 하고 볼링에.. 야구에..ㅋㅋ 재밌었어요!

trans: Tennis king Dujun who’s doing a smash. I’ve been exercising the entire day today ㅋㅋ Inline skating..also table tennis and bowling.. baseball..ㅋㅋ It was fun!

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all4b2uty: 수영으로 마무리….오늘 철인 100종 경기 한 기분..

trans: Ending it off with swimming…..I feel like I did a 100-thlon* today

*like a triathlon but with 100 disciplines

The other group went on a shopping spree in Harajuku with their managers.

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cubejiyong1212 (BEAST’s manager): 🎶

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cubejiyong1212: 하라주쿠에서… 오늘은 자유시간…^^ #harajuku #하라주쿠

trans: In Harajuku … Today is free time…^^ #harajuku

trans: jang-hyunseung-addict

Please fire me. My manager tells me that I need to have more confidence, but then proceeds to tell me that I don’t have common sense, confidence, and I don’t do my part. I have always tried my hardest at work, and I thought I was doing well. (I’m still new.) I get in trouble for asking my manager too many questions, when on average, I ask them maybe two questions a day. I thought learning everything you can to do your job the best you can was a good thing?