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i haven’t seen the lego movie but i’m assuming it’s basically that, right?

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"You remind me of a man…" The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer with Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple.

One of my all time favorite movie bits and I used to make my mother say this over and over with me like we were singing a round. Eventually she would say we had to stop. I know people think this is from Labyrinth, but this is where it came from. And it’s funny because Jared (Bowie) is older and the girl is young. In this movie 16 year old Shirley Temple has a mad crush on Cary Grant and insists that he take her to a picnic. He doesn’t want to hurt her feelings and she’s persistent. Wackiness ensues.

so i basically tore my dickhead boss a new one during my performance review tonight (lol welcome to mcbitch city where *my* performance review becomes a scathing indictment of *you* oops) and the highlights were as such:

  1. he apologized like four times and after a few times i was like "hmm yeah thank you i appreciate how difficult it is for MEN to do that" (!!!!)(LIKE WHO IS THIS SARCASTIC SASSY BITCH IVE BECOME gosh the past two years have just hardened me so much think) and he was like shamefully rubbing his forehead the whole time and goes “yeaahhh and i have a particular problem with that i know”
  2. And he was just all like “k what can i do differently,  what do i need to do?” etc etc (hehe like okay WELL SON LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW TO STOP BEING A DICK BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT’S SOMETHING YOUR STRUGGLING WITH)
  3. at the end he gave me my paper copy of my review and was like “yeah here you can keep your copy, do whatever you want with it of course, throw it out, burn it in effigy if you want.…….” (as;dlkjfskldfhkjdsfhgkfdgdfjkl)



njaan: a self portrait


September Recap
  • On My Way (Emmanuelle Bercot, 2013): C-
  • Edge of Seventeen (David Moreton, 1998): B+
  • Begin Again (John Carney, 2013): C+
  • Nymphomaniac: Volume I (Lars Von Trier, 2013): C-
  • Nymphomaniac: Volume II (Lars Von Trier, 2013): D+
  • Young and Beautiful (François Ozon, 2013): C
  • The Missing Picture (Rithy Panh, 2013): A-
  • Maps to the Stars (David Cronenberg, 2014): B+
  • Deconstructing Harry (Woody Allen, 1997): D+
  • Obvious Child (Gillian Robespierre, 2014): B-
  • Belle (Amma Asante, 2013): B-
  • White Bird in a Blizzard (Gregg Araki, 2014): B