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walk dont stride by dontpanicbutterknife

Your name is Dave Strider, and ever since you witnessed your parents’ deaths two months ago, you’ve been experiencing some serious PTSD. And, as if your life wasn’t hard enough, you have to deal with returning to school, rekindling a finite relationship with your brother, and nursing a longtime crush on your longtime best friend, John Egbert. Oh, and your brother is dating your nightmare.

i have this little fantasy about one day being an ao3 famous horror writer and people coming to my account scrolling through the horror stories for one they like and then they get to the end and theres a fucking christmas egbertcest porno