Firstly, thanks to everyone that followed me today.

Secondly, I AM NOT POSTING MISHA

Thirdly, Yes, i like SPN, but this is getting ridiculous. 

Forth, I have an english assesment due tomorow and i havent started it yet. O.O I thought i had another week.

Now with that being said, thank you to my brilliant new followers;

majamonstah

what if in the 50th anniversary of doctor who the final scene is just like “Tell me Doctor. What is your name?” says the bad guy, “My name? Do you really want to know my name?” says the doctor. “YESS TELL MEH DAMMIT!!!!” says the bad guy then “My… name…” says the doctor and then theres a long silence and the doctor has a crooked smile and he says. “is… Astala pasta” then he somehow teleports out of the place

When I Want Something

When you see something totally retarded and useless and the ad is just like “Do you want this?” You’re just like

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And then you think about it for a bit then you realize how awesome it would be to have that thing.

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Then you call your BFF and you’re just like “OHMYFUCKINGGOD THIS THING!” And they’re like “Oh that, yeah I have that. It’s pretty cool.” And you’re just like.

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And so you run to your parents and ask them for it. Your dad seems like he’s about to say no and you’re just like.

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Then he actually says no.

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Then you think maybe if I cry he’ll get it for me… So…

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Then he says no so you walk away all sad like

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Then the next day he walks into your room while you are still depressed and says “Hey, I bought you something.” You’re just like

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Then he gives you EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED ONLY LIKE 10 OF THEM. YOU ARE JUST LIKE

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Then he decides to say “I will give it to you for your birthday” which is like 4 months away.

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This morning After Stupid Athletics Day Just Waking Up
  • Me:IBNFISJKNV MY WHOLE BODY ACHES.
  • Mom:What did you do all day yesterday? Eat and sit and chat with you're friends?
  • Me:That's actually quite accurate
  • Mom:You do realize it's 1 in the afternoon
  • Me:WHAT. Woah I slept for ages.
  • Mom:Good way to get rid of all the calories you probably put on yesterday.

PLEASE ASK ME STUFF IM A LONELY HOBO I DONT EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER THIS WHOLE TUMBLR THING IS LITERALLY MY IMAGINATION I MADE IT UP YOU ARE ALL FALSE. ASK ME STUFF. WAIT I CAN JUST FORCE YOU TO ASK ME… aaaaaAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I OWN ALL OF YOUR LIVES

You may recognise me from past life but we will never know our connection. For all you know we could have been married and in love. I, for one, can see all I have been with in the past and I know my relation. Do not ask me how or what I see, for this is the real mystery of life that must never be known.

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