When you see something totally retarded and useless and the ad is just like “Do you want this?” You’re just like
And then you think about it for a bit then you realize how awesome it would be to have that thing.
Then you call your BFF and you’re just like “OHMYFUCKINGGOD THIS THING!” And they’re like “Oh that, yeah I have that. It’s pretty cool.” And you’re just like.
And so you run to your parents and ask them for it. Your dad seems like he’s about to say no and you’re just like.
Then he actually says no.
Then you think maybe if I cry he’ll get it for me… So…
Then he says no so you walk away all sad like
Then the next day he walks into your room while you are still depressed and says “Hey, I bought you something.” You’re just like
Then he gives you EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED ONLY LIKE 10 OF THEM. YOU ARE JUST LIKE
Then he decides to say “I will give it to you for your birthday” which is like 4 months away.