When the Signs are Mad...
  • Aries:Ice will turn to gas... quickly
  • Taurus:Their tongue will start to burn
  • Gemini:A lightning storm is coming
  • Cancer:Everything becomes a punching bag
  • Leo:Hades runs away
  • Virgo:They will become the "God of Destruction"
  • Libra:THE WORLD MIGHT AS WELL END
  • Scorpio:They get scared of themselves
  • Sagittarius:It's like watching a meteor strike the Earth
  • Capricorn:Bad luck happens to their enemies
  • Aquarius:Everything melts in their hand
  • Pisces:They're destined to be on the "Most Wanted" list
what you go to them for when you're mad
  • aries:backup. they'll tell you when you're wrong, but when you're right, you want them on your side. they will give you 100% support, and argue for you.
  • taurus:validation. you think you're right. but you need to know for sure.
  • gemini:distraction. you're fucking pissed and it's all you can think about. your gemini is exactly the person to help you get out of your head.
  • cancer:sympathy. your cancer will sympathize with you. make you feel better, and stroke your bruised ego by telling you you're right, even when you might not be.
  • leo:loyalty. you want people on your side, and you especially want a leo on your side. they fight for people they love.
  • virgo:an action plan. they know just how to plan the perfect argument or counter strike to whatever or whoever has pissed you off.
  • libra:an honest opinion. they'll tell you if you're being a dumb ass.
  • scorpio:to brood. they'll let you talk about it for fucking ever. helping you to analyze each aspect of what happened. may even join in with virgo to plan the demise of your enemies.
  • sagittarius:empathize. they'll tell you about a time when it happened to them too, and how they got through it.
  • capricorn:don't go to them if you're mad tbh unless you want to be more mad
  • aquarius:as a distraction. different than gemini. will probably let you rant about it before telling you to chill tf out and smoking a blunt with you.
  • pisces:to reflect on it all when it's over. your pisces is perfect to assess the damage with. how to apologize, if necessary or just how to move on from it all.