to those who call the vaginaed “ma’m”

take a tissue and clean the floor with it. the entire floor, get in every nook and cranny and make it shiny and then get up in your ass with that tissue, clean your crack till it’s nice and clean

then take the tissue and nail it up on a wall and then make a lil sign that says “ma’m” and put it right below the tissue. name the tissue ma’m and talk about how you didn’t clean the floor, “ma’m” did, and you’re so proud of her