m:svu

I am so surprised that like 25 years of watching sci-fi, urban fantasy, and crime investigation shows has not conditioned me to automatically hide from serial killers and/or vampires and/or succubi the moment I step into a crowded club. 

I still like clubbing.

SUCCESS OVER CONDITIONAL LEARNING WHOOHOO.

  • svu detectives:hello new york city bartender have you ever seen this man here *shows picture*
  • bartenter:oh ya i remember that guy he was here on a monday 8 months ago wearing a black shirt jeans and a silver watch and had green eyes and a freckle on his left cheek
youtube

Because sometimes you just need to see and hear a song being sung as God intended.