Soooooo…. just everybody gets to die? That’s fair. Last week all the black people, this week all the white women? Cop. Whores. Damn. Unser’s alright though, in case you were wondering. Whatever meds he taking are effective as fuck.
So are Jax’s Air Force Ones. It was touch and go there but I was glad to see he saved them first before jumping in to save lives. Fucked up his $25 flip phone from Mototrac but that’s ok. Those kicks still fresh.
Gemma and her Althea joke… bitch I can’t wait ‘til you get a bullet in the face. CAN’T WAIT. Edited to add: When I think of how much I hate Gemma, I am not sure if that is a testament to the writing. But if that is Kurt’s intent, well done sir. I literally want to torture myself to watch the movie Pleasantville- about a remote control that beams people into television shows, dumb movie, but anyway…I wanna learn how to make that remote control, and then beam into SOA and bust one or two shots directly into Gemma’s dome….then I would go fuck Jax and get back to reality because I have an important job in real life. But yeah…I wanna do that.
The hem of Lyla’s shirts have never met the top of her pants. Ever.
And who is Juice talking to? We know Gemma’s having conversations with the Tara ghost she created (trust me Gemma, Tara’s in ghost world giving your ass the finger right now). Talking to her like her spirit needs to hear you fucking up her kids’ lives.
Also…Jax finally cracked a smile. Or maybe it was gas….wasn’t sure. It was probably gas.
Nero was in his smart knowledgable cardigan today…but he still too stupid to get the fuck away from Gemma.
Bobby is due anyday now. We think it’s triplets.
Chibs gonna get it on with Sheriff Get-these-Panties. Twice. She let him drive her police car. I’m sure thats against all kinds of regulations but….
Tig and Venus ain’t surprising. Dude said he was gay curious S1. He asked to see Half Sack’s nut and I think he was genuinely interested.
The Chinese are like that ex girlfriend who says something about your momma when you get in an argument. They just go low blow. Why’d you have to take it there? Go so far?!!! You that mad??
Sidenote: Wasn’t mad about Colette at all at the end. I’m an evil kind of bitch.
Edited to add: I didn’t wanna touch the Oedipus bullshit that went on between Gemma and Jax. But like…yeah. Confirmed hella alot for me. Like, why are you dwelling on your son’s junk and who he puts it in? It should never come up in terms of how it relates to you. Like, why are you even concerned about his penis? Just why? Even Jax was like “WTF?. Then she tried to pimp him to the old whore. Like a surgeon wasn’t good enough for your kid, but a raggedly she-pimp with an ugly hair style is.
I think that’s it, Gemma might want to fuck Jax. There… I said it. And then…I vomited a little.