sO I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER AND THOUGHT WOW I HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES OF ASHTON LEMME DO SOMETHING WITH THEM
buckle up buddies this is gonna be a wild ride
let’s start with fetus bc FRINGE BEYOND COMPARE
i mean look at that he could be a scene queen
seriously puberty hit this kid like a freight train
such a great color combo, blue and black
"thAT FUCKING NIPPLE"
those cuffed jeans get me going dontcha know
give him a modeling contract
HE’S ADORABLE I’LL FIGHT YOU
lol RAWR xD im random
I KNOW HE’S STARTED WEARING THEM AGAIN BUT DONT TAKE FETUS ASHTON IN GLASSES FOR GRANTED
lil chipmunk baby fletcher
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS HAIR BEFORE HE STOPPED WASHING IT THOUGH
it sso curly and cute and hes a babe with a jawline that could cut diamonds like holy mother of christ
BAKE COOKIES AND WATCH SOME RANDOM PAUL RUDD MOVIE WITH ME PLEASE
whats that? suck your dick? dont mind if i fucking do ya cutie
i mean c’mon how can u not like ashton fletcher irwin he has such nice hair
oh look its a gif from that thing where literally all you could think about was that onE HAIR STICKING OUT
hOW DId hE DO THE THing!!!!!
even in a hat he’s the cutest creature ever created
"he was a sk8er boi"
do i like even need to say anything about this one??????
ASHTON IRWIN: MASTER HAIR STYLIST
I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS PICTURE IS FROM BUT IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITES
he looks so good in green dont argue with me
and blue and everything, he could wear a trash bag and i’d still compliment him on his impeccable use of color
while i LOVE fluffy haired ashton dont think for one second that this kid’s shaggy fucking hair doesnt do things to me
can we talk about his thighs though?????
ugh go get bent fletcher
its covering his eyebrows he has to tilt his head up to even see why do y’all think he started wearing his glasses
im burning up walk my way mr australian
holla at your girl irwin but i rlly need you to be shirtless??
get out of my life or let me give you a blowjob or something you asShole
hes a monster or maybe a ferocious raccoon
this just does things to me??
i feel as though i should quote some obscure poetry rn or scream daddy
"stop trying to make fetch happen"
wASH YOUR HAIR
so now we’ve got this boy with a bunch of bananas???
r u tryin to tell us somethin fletcher
aw sweet finally some diversity we have an orange thnks
HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT HIM WITH INSTRUMENTS
son look at your arms
THIS IS SUCH A FUN RIDE, RIGHT? i htaE life
take the guitar from him bc its taking my life force away
HES HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE I LOVE HIM THE MOST WHEN HE DRUMS HE JUST GETS LOST IN THE MUSIC YOU GO BABY YOU GO
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED IM A BELIEVER GOD BLESS
here we have ashton with 1. clean hair 2. blue jeans 3. a guitar adn then lAsHtOn
multi talented asshole can also dance
rip my heart out
dance flamboyantly look at those hips
mODEL BECAUSE THIS AUSTRALIAN DRUMMER IS PRETTIER THAN SUMMER SUNSETS
idk what this is classified as but he can do it well
HOW ABOUT INDIVIDUAL BODIES PARTS BECAUSE I WANNA SAY SOME THINGS
HIS MOUTH/LIP/CHIN/FACE AREA IS VVVV PRETTY AND AWESOME AND WE KNOW THIS
AND HIS GORGEOUS EYES
AND HIS FUCKING HANDS YES WE TALK ABOUT THESE ALOT
don’t talk nearly enough about
here’s shirtless sweaty ashton to give you some incentive to stop this injustice
HIS THIGHS ARE PURE MUSCLE
IM JEALOUS OF THEM AND TURNED ON AT THE SAME TIME
CAN WE ALSO TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE WESTLEY FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE RIGHT HERE LIKE IM READY TO JUMP ON THAT DREAD PIRATE ROBERT’S LOOK-ALIKE DICK RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
anyway in conclusion ashton is one of the cutest fuckers on the planet and anyone who disagrees can shove a drumstick up their ass
ta da the end