EXO reaction when their GF is trying to tell them something subtly, and ends shouting that she's pregnant because they won't get the clue
Here goes a loooong one, guys!
- Xiumin: I’m almost sure you’re trying to tell me something… What do you think, Lu-ge? ·Luhan: No idea, Minnie.
*after you exasperatingly shout out your news* YOU ARE WHAAAAAAT!?!?
- Luhan: Why can’t you eat pork belly nor drink soju anymore? Why are you saying we’ll need a bigger place to live now? Are you sick of the boys? I mean, I know they can be creepy and loud, but… *lost lovely deer*
*you cut him* ·Y/N: I’m pregnant, you idiot! ·Luhan: you are pregnant. Pregnant. Pregnant? PREGNANT??? ·Y/N: Pregnant. ·Luhan: GUUUYS, PREGNANT IS Y/N!!!! I mean… PREGNAAAANT!!!!
- Kris: What are you talking about, jagi? And why are thoes baby shoes on my desk?
*after you shout that you’re pregnant* A BABY? FOR REAL? AND IT’S MINE? *crazily happy dance*
- Suho: What is this “Possible names” list for? Are we buying a dog?
*You hit him and tell him that you’re pregnant, giving him the analysis results* I’m going to be a daddy… I’M GOING TO BE A DADDYYY!!
- Lay: *tries to understand* Why are you asking me if I want a boy or a girl? I already have you…
·Y/N: I mean a baby boy or a baby girl, you retarded unicorn. ·Lay: Well, that’s even more weird. I don’t play with dolls anymore. Y/N: Wha… Oh, forget it, I’m pregnant *you give up* Lay: how… when… you… WE’RE HAVING A BABY, BOYS!!!
- Baekhyun: *doesn’t understand anything, covers it with aegyo*
·Y/N: ah, stop that. What I mean is that we’re having a baby, moron. ·Baekhyun: A baby? Like a little human? ·Y/N: Basically yes. ·Baekhyun: These deserves a dance.
- Chen: Girl, stop that and tell me whatever you’re trying to say. *feeling like an idiot cause he doesn’t understand you at all*
·Y/N: Oh, great, you take away all the excitement. Fine. Lovely as usual. ·Chen: Spit it out! ·Y/N: I’M PREGNANT AND YOU’RE STUPID. Happy now? ·Chen: *speechless for once* *he thought you were leaving him*
*after he recovers from the shock* CHENCHENCHEN IS GOING TO BE A DADDY!!
- Chanyeol: I… don’t think… I understand…
·Y/N: Oh god, it’s an echography!! The only thing it can possibly mean is that I am… *wait for him to continue* ·Chanyeol: You are… *silence* ·Y/N: PREGNANT!! ·Chanyeol: Oh! I was about to say that!! Wait… WHAT!?!? *shock, falls to the floor*
- D.O.: Stop teasing, jagi! Tell me, tell me, what is it? What, what, what, what… *squishysoo attacks*
·Y/N: Okay, okay!!! I’m pregnant!!! God, I just wanted to make it exciting but… Kyungsoo, are you okay? ·D.O.: *blank stare to infinite* yeah, I’m fine, great, just going to have a baby. A baby. A BABYYYY!
- Tao: Why are you talking about having a baby panda? Don´t you know it’s a protected species? *thinks you’re crazy*
· Y/N: No, I mean… You’re a panda, isn’t it? Then if I tell you we’re having a baby panda… ·Tao: *still clueless* ·Y/N: OK, I’M PREGNANT!! ·Tao: WE’RE HAVING A BABY PANDA *faints*
- Kai: What do you mean we won’t be getting much sleep really soon? If you want some, girl, just say it… *his pervy mind won’t let him get the hints*
·Y/N: You pervert! I’m telling you we won’t be getting much sleep soon cause we’re going to have a baby at home! ·Innocent Jongin appears: Are you babysitting your niece again? She’s so cute… ·Y/N: I MEAN WE’RE GOING TO HAVE OUR OWN BABY, YOU MORON. ·Jongin: A BABY? I HAVE TO TELL MY HYUNGS, AND BUY DIAPERS, AND CLOTHES, AND … *nervous/excited/happy/hyperactive Jongin*
- Sehun: Why do you have that t-shirt with the baby aboard sign? It’s so ugly it’s hurting my eyes…
·Y/N: you brat, I’m trying to tell you that I’m pregnant in an original way, and you just had to ruin it!!! AS USUAL!!! ·Sehun: Pregnant? WE ARE HAVING A BABY? Wait… that means… I WON’T BE THE MAKNAE ANYMORE!!!! *party hard*
So… it was longer than I even imagine. Sorry for that, but once I started I couldn’t stop ·_·”