There is nothing good about being woken at 6 am by a toddler.
Unless you remember that a beautiful stranger from the Internet brought you ‘biscuits’ to use as straws for your coffee.
Xntrex? I’m super excited to know you. EXCITED. This cookie straw thing is…ugh. The very best. Added bonus? They are keeping my Wednesday girl silent.

I’m drinking coffee with a cookie* and it’s quiet.

Excellent start to the day.

“””speedpainting””” practice that actually took three hours. 

this file is named horatioHOTblower.psd and I am spending the entire time watching these DEEPLY RESENTING his byronic good looks. what a beautiful little fucker. 

There is a place in my college’s town, that literally is a cookie shop that only has hours during 6pm to 12am. It delivers cookies to the college too.

Did I mention that they literally deliver fresh, homemade cookies that range from Chocolate Chip to Snickerdoodle to Blueberry White Chocolate Oatmeal to Cheesecake to Orange Almond Toffee Shortbread to The Ron Swanson?

Did I also mention they will also deliver nice cold milk to go with your freshly baked cookies?

They also do brownies.

Best. Idea. Ever.