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Twitter I’m eating a #donut

Facebook I like donuts

Foursquare This is where I eat donuts

Instagram Here’s a vintage photo of my donut

Youtube Here I am eating a donut

LinkedIn My skills include donut eating

Pinterest Here’s a donut recipe

Last.fm Now listening to “Donuts” 

G+ I’m a Google employee who eats donuts 

Thinking of suicide? Read this first.

Have you ever laid on your bed at night, and just cried? Cried because you’re ugly. Because you’re not good enough. You counted all your flaws from head to toe, to punish and feel worse about yourself. Cried because the comments people blurt out, actually hurt your feelings. Cried because your family is dysfunctional. You don’t want to be a burden, so you bottled it all up. Around people, you’re the happiest ray of sun shine. But nobody knows, that at night when you’re alone, you break down and just cry. So you want to kill yourself? Because no one cares about you. Your family hates you. Right? No. Your parents walking in your room in the morning to only find a dead body. They’ll try their hardest to not think negative, and to just think that you’re fooling around. Then they’ll start shaking you. Why aren’t you breathing? They’ll be broken. Tears. Many tears. More tears than you ever shed. Was it them? Were they the reason you did this? More tears. Pain. Every day. Every night. Every single second of every day. Guilt. More guilt. What about your bestfriends? They’re not going to care. Right? No. What’s the first thing that will go through their mind when your principal comes in and tells the class that you’re not alive. While your bestfriend sits there in tears. That girl that you’d smile at but never talk to? She’s now crying. The boy who used to kick you under the table just to annoy you? He’ll be shocked. He’ll be devastated. He’ll blame himself. What about your teacher? Thoughts crossing her mind. She’ll question if you did it because she didn’t make school comfortable enough for you. Pain. Devastation. All in one. Who organises your funeral? Who has to go through your stuff? Clothes? Notes? Those few older girls who used to give you daggers at school? They’ll feel regret. They’ll blame themselves. See, if you killed yourself today, you’ll never know what might of happened tomorrow. You’ll never know because you’re dead. Plain dead. Not breathing. Not alive. Just dead. Your family hates themselves for it. Your bestfriend then falls into depression. Tears. Tears. More tears than a river. All because you killed yourself because you thought no one would care. Right? You are loved. By many. Someone right now is thinking of you. And right now, I’m thinking about anyone who has thought or is considering suicide. You are beautiful. No matter if you’re black, white, homo-sexual, tall, short, overweight or anorexic. You are beautiful. You want to kill yourself? Think about it first. There’s no coming back. And I promise, if you do it, you are not only hurting yourself, you are hurting many. You are creating more tears than you led yourself to. You are making everyone miserable and making them all feel guilt and pain. Never will they feel whole like they used to when they had you. You are beautiful. And you are never ever alone. I don’t know who you are, but one thing I do know is that your are the most beautiful person out I care about you there are people out their that care about you and you dont even know it ! you werent a mistake and when people put you down you have to rise above it and think of something that makes you happy . sucide is never going to get you anywhere and you only have on chance in life why dont you make the best of it .. their over a million people in this world and everyone has a nice side to them stop with all the negative thoughts because your worth more then that you were put on this world for a reason to help others.

Stressed?
  1. thequietplaceproject
  2. thethoughtsroom
  3. 90seconds

Suicidal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9sO1JQofBRo

^ Close your eyes & Listen.

Feeling Down?

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Can’t Sleep?

http://anasomnia.com/

Phone Numbers (Australia): 

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-439-4253

Pregnancy Helpline: 800-230-7526

Self-Harm Helpline: 800-366-8288. 

STD Helpline (English): 800-342-2437.

STD Helpline (Spanish): 800-344-7432. 

Alcohol Helpline: 800-622-2255.

Domestic Violence Helpline: 866-331-9474  

Bored?

http://www.drawastickman.com/

it’s been almost a week since exams have finished and yesterday i realised how out of shape i was (pfft since when was i a sporty person) when, no kidding, i ran 300 metres and the next day i was sore all over. sooooo ive decided that you guys will help me be more active: 

i’ll do x number of star jumps, squats, sit ups for ever x number of notes this post receives. the more, the better!

you are more than welcome to join me on this challenge :) pls reblog this to spread the word!