Boyfriend & sports...living the stereotype
Me: Erik Spoelstra—
Me: Err, I was going to say Erik Spoelstra says ‘It’s time to tune in to Game 4’ via facebook.
Dillon: Oh. Yeah, I know. I’m already watching it.
Me: How come when I start a sentence with ‘Erik Spoelstra’ you immediately stop what you’re doing to listen to me? When I start a sentence off with ‘Dillon’ you usually run away.
Dillon: Because I know nothing good is coming when you start a sentence with my name.
Me: Well maybe I’ll start calling you Erik Spoelstra.